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lol1231yahoocom t1_j23twg8 wrote
My first thought, unfortunately. My husband says I evaluate everything on whether it’s a cleaning liability or not. 4 kids.
bub-a-lub t1_j24f2fi wrote
I don’t have kids but my first 2 thoughts were it would suck to clean and you get less of your drink
Empty-Plum-648 t1_j24z91w wrote
I don’t think anyone who buys this is concerned about cleaning and less volume
archery-noob t1_j25b966 wrote
Correct. I wanted to buy one just to see how long it would take to get called into HR. Then I'd innocently have them explain why it's "inappropriate" and why it can't just be about a donut.
Empty-Plum-648 t1_j25bcbg wrote
hahahah
benefit_of_mrkite t1_j26hjws wrote
I like the way you think - a true rebel
phezhead t1_j259c68 wrote
It's actually a large mug. When I use the Keurig at work it only gets about halfway full on one pod
alexs001 t1_j257lk2 wrote
You didn’t consider the kids a cleaning liability?
Upstairs-Wheel-8995 t1_j24jq9x wrote
Yeah, this seems more like a novelty mug you’d never use.
jurrasicwhorelord t1_j24tdza wrote
I have one, I use it all the time. It cleans fine in a dishwasher. I will admit though, when I first got it I didn't have a dishwasher and used it like twice in a year.
Upstairs-Wheel-8995 t1_j24vyog wrote
Don’t have a dishwasher so this would be a waste of money for me
thelastwordbender t1_j25viux wrote
I mean, you can just run some hot water and shake it a couple of times to clean it. Then just let it rest upside down to dry it. I don't see why it'll be so difficult to clean.
kratly t1_j267kuo wrote
Yeah I guess there are a lot of people that are thinking of baking a cake or making oatmeal in it and letting it sit for days. If you rinse it out after you use it, I don’t see any issues with it.
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Peatmoss22 t1_j26wkp0 wrote
r/dontputyourdickinthat
m00npatrol t1_j27rds9 wrote
Well obviously it wouldn’t fit! Like.. obviously…
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Reinventing_Wheels t1_j27svat wrote
NOW you tell me.
MisterB78 t1_j24k86u wrote
They’ve made a mug you can never clean properly
Splatoonkindaguy t1_j24puma wrote
Scrub Daisy could work
jurrasicwhorelord t1_j24tiz9 wrote
It cleans fine in my dishwasher
Most_Independent_279 t1_j25txv8 wrote
I've had this mug for years, so far no problems.
prophecygirl785 t1_j23owdl wrote
Is this from voodoo donuts?
PervertedThang t1_j246atm wrote
Good things come in pink boxes.
bent-grill t1_j24habk wrote
So do middling doughnuts
SpikeX t1_j26jnl5 wrote
They can also come in a coffin, if you want to spend $140 on doughnuts.
bent-grill t1_j26lmxb wrote
They are great when you are indiscriminately drunk.
SpikeX t1_j26ltn4 wrote
Hey I’m not one to judge, but personally I’ve never been so indiscriminately drunk as to purchase a $140 wooden coffin filled with sugar. But hey, to each their own!
bent-grill t1_j26o8bz wrote
Fortune favors the bold, death as well.
squashhh t1_j23phuc wrote
Yes
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Pyrotdk t1_j26uka1 wrote
I came here to say voodoo doughnuts I'd say you are spot on.
fukkingapig t1_j257jgd wrote
Nope, its a transportable glory hole
SensitiveAd5962 t1_j23rlwb wrote
Did you know that doughnuts contain almost 3% free fatty acids. Most of them are disappointed as oleic or oxy-oleic acid. These are virtually harmless on contact with human skin. However, if you put your penis in contact with the doughnuts you WILL get kicked out of Krispykream.
sirchtheseeker t1_j24fugp wrote
I just laughed so hard and now I want to a Krispy Kreme. Takes on a whole new meaning of “ let me try those donuts out”
I_Photoshop_Things_ t1_j23ql0h wrote
That’s what we call a fucup.
OtztafanKolibril t1_j23pnc0 wrote
r/dontputyourdickinthat
passing_gas t1_j23pxku wrote
/r/maybeputyourdickinthat
grey_carbon t1_j23r7uh wrote
/r/definitelyputyourdickinthat
6_NEOS_9 t1_j23q8u2 wrote
I always drink hot coffee so maybe be careful where you stick it.
sloowhand t1_j23yfy2 wrote
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in a mug.
splinterintime t1_j2433eu wrote
r/alreadyputmydickinthat
Herr_31 t1_j24pcze wrote
r/SubsIFellFor
Dyslexic_Dog25 t1_j2571b8 wrote
How do you think they made the hole?
Herr_31 t1_j24p9rg wrote
r/SubsIFellFor
Smirnaff t1_j23qk0q wrote
It's a cylinder
UndercoverFBIAgent9 t1_j240guu wrote
It’s not tight enough for my dick
HashBR t1_j24gzz0 wrote
/r/theyknew
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susiesusiesu t1_j23sde5 wrote
donut store? but this one has two holes. it is not a donut but a pair of pants.
Bastian_5123 t1_j24oemo wrote
It has 3 holes. The two you saw, and then there is another one in the top because of the tube.
Edit: the mug, not the pants.
susiesusiesu t1_j24onf2 wrote
it is not actually another hole. try flattening it (since it is a homeorphism, it won’t change the number of holes). it’s like saying a straw has two holes, one one each side. topologically, it is just false.
Bastian_5123 t1_j24oswb wrote
You didn't do the exercise yourself you can't flatten in out because the tube gets in the way.
susiesusiesu t1_j24p0kz wrote
oh, i misread your comment. i thought you meant that a pair of pants has three holes. you’re right, the mug has theee holes.
Bastian_5123 t1_j24pap0 wrote
Clarification added.
Cyborg_Ninja_Cat t1_j25u2rg wrote
Does this make it a t-shirt?
KingfisherDays t1_j24iq3t wrote
Had to scroll much too far for the topology joke
susiesusiesu t1_j24ityc wrote
there had to be one.
dkgetoffmylawn t1_j23psoj wrote
Beavis & Butthead laughing
PaleontologistOk9719 t1_j23ojg5 wrote
The gift shop of a proctologist. Who's personalized plates Say Assman
analdominator1 t1_j23uv28 wrote
Assman!
PaleontologistOk9719 t1_j24qgf8 wrote
No! I'm not the Assman!
throw_away621 t1_j28ncsj wrote
That's exactly what the Assman would say
PaleontologistOk9719 t1_j28sptd wrote
Clerk: [checks computer again] Cosmo Kramer. You are the Assman.
Kramer: No! I'm not the Assman.
Clerk: Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.
Channel5exclusive t1_j23s7tc wrote
Use it to make your own coffee creamer 😏
FlyingHorseBoss t1_j23shgd wrote
That’s what she said.
Valogrid t1_j23tvjh wrote
Lol I can see it now, some redneck using his morning wood to hold the cup after he's done taking a sip so he can put in a dip and read the newspaper... all from the safety of his front lawn.
Friendofthegarden t1_j240pyn wrote
I've been to that shop. Good donuts.
PervertedThang t1_j246l2r wrote
1 a.m. after the Kit Kat Club...
cake1977 t1_j23py66 wrote
When my friend Neil bent over, this happened
Haunting-Habit-7848 t1_j23r3wo wrote
i’m not very big but that is a small hole for making magic happen
DIABLOSTYX t1_j23rc0w wrote
That's the perfect fit for average size
Previous-Lifeguard57 t1_j23t2sf wrote
Perfect gift for your 14 year old nephew
Doe966 t1_j23t31a wrote
On a good morning, I can carry that cup without the use of my hands.
ananthudupa2002 t1_j23yyrn wrote
The Donut store shouldn't have made a hole in the mug cause the mug is itself a Donut topologically
HiddenHippo t1_j249a2n wrote
This would make a great gift for a topologist!
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BigZaber t1_j23p5ye wrote
They aint lying
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BlackViperMWG t1_j23sk6b wrote
They're not wrong. Inner beauty is important.
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tmwagner77 t1_j23vyyk wrote
well, that made for an ackward morning meeting.
TNShadetree t1_j23w69k wrote
I'm going to need a link because I think I just completed next year's Christmas shopping.
Jayeky t1_j23ymb8 wrote
Now I challenge you to pick your Cup full of Hot Coffee with your Dick.
MrmmphMrmmph t1_j2427ae wrote
You can be sure the next place this cup will be seen is in an emergency room.
borobinimbaba t1_j242mkm wrote
That looks nice....unzips pants
EitherEconomics5034 t1_j246bzv wrote
“It’s a cylinder”
Urc0mp t1_j246ff7 wrote
Making something that looks interesting but is actually downright awful is right up voodoo donuts’ alley.
DisastrousBread3090 t1_j247w2s wrote
You're in Portland. I love Voodoo.
DenverHi t1_j24u1vq wrote
Or Denver, Boulder, Eugene, Milwaukie
SaiyntZero t1_j248wri wrote
Kakyoin!!!!!
webbslinger_0 t1_j24aoq5 wrote
Donut store spitting facts
Hopeful_Philosophy85 t1_j24dxp8 wrote
Perfect mug for my morning wood
eldog t1_j24gmeu wrote
giggity giggity
The_G_89 t1_j24guv6 wrote
r/crappydesign
Comfortable-Hat8253 t1_j24i46t wrote
I recently got this as the Slocum's Joe mug, any wastelander out there?
electric_plant t1_j24jlhr wrote
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whyreadthis2035 t1_j24kubd wrote
That’s one way to sell less coffee
AbriefDelay t1_j24lpgw wrote
Looks like the voodoo on Broadway
Highland_Gentry t1_j24mi03 wrote
that's from voodoo, that's the joke
ThePepperPopper t1_j24mwze wrote
Yes, yes it is
Bastian_5123 t1_j24njxo wrote
Now it's not a donut though. It has 3 holes
shotty293 t1_j24s5ga wrote
You know someone is gonna try it....
TetrisKid64 t1_j252p09 wrote
That's what she said
Golden_Section_3313 t1_j254obf wrote
This is not from a donut store lol
Klaus1206 t1_j2565u3 wrote
Again… how did you burn your penis?!
3CH0SG1 t1_j2591ve wrote
For those that love coffee a little to much....
Jman50k t1_j25ck4p wrote
Helllooooo portable Narnia! White queen is in for a surprise today!
Educational_Plant519 t1_j25e4tc wrote
They do speak facts
whsftbldad t1_j25jx6z wrote
Uhhhh, I can see this becoming an awkward ER visit.
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goatjugsoup t1_j25mo3x wrote
Seems like thatd be a bitch to clean
_LPGaming_ t1_j25q9jq wrote
Topologist's nightmare
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Cyborg_Ninja_Cat t1_j25tmcq wrote
They got fed up with all the topologists spilling their coffee.
Most_Independent_279 t1_j25tv97 wrote
funny. I'm currently drinking coffee out of my voodoo donut mug.
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PhantomoftheWolves t1_j25ue79 wrote
VOODOO DONUTS!
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omg i fucking love Voodoo Donuts
Dark_dragon66 t1_j25v297 wrote
How tf do your drink outta that??
thisisfakereality t1_j25vp7i wrote
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
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Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_j25wxgh wrote
Don’t stick your dick in that.
sickminded710 t1_j261rnq wrote
VOODOOOOOOOO!
SloeMoe t1_j265ck6 wrote
Then call me "magic" I guess.
NiccoTheeGreat t1_j267tvn wrote
Yes sir, I would like to have my drink shaken, not stirred.
iPadAir5thGen t1_j2696y0 wrote
Nipple blanket looks nice.
oi_wazzock t1_j26blop wrote
Do it!
xTye t1_j26d39v wrote
Voodoo isn't that funny. Overrated as hell.
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simplysum41 t1_j26himf wrote
Voodoo doughnuts are life
rafedbadru t1_j26s6bm wrote
Not a good one.
Annual_Valuable1362 t1_j26jlfc wrote
Does it have any… other uses?
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Ok_Primary_1075 t1_j26p3h1 wrote
Wow…just add warm water and feel the magic!
Signal-Ad8189 t1_j26ppdw wrote
So is the glory.
NoWayDay t1_j26tfi6 wrote
Voodoo Donuts, Portland Oregon.
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JohnnyWallave t1_j26xfe3 wrote
unzips pants
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Empty-Dragonfly9682 t1_j2742aq wrote
I wonder how many hospital visits this will cause
olearyboy t1_j274c7h wrote
Voodoo donuts?
artmobboss t1_j275060 wrote
Nothing like warming the tip up on a cold morning..
SignatureEmergency23 t1_j276i7i wrote
They ain’t lying. Which one though?
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GypsumGypsy t1_j27j4ok wrote
Topologists must love this thing.
Bum-Theory t1_j27jv8k wrote
Sorry to get your hopes down, but a mug with hot coffee is gonna be too hot to use it for what some people are imagining using this fir
banme5lol t1_j27m002 wrote
Impractical af
Weird-Ingenuity97 t1_j27n95v wrote
That cup has seen some strange things
Individual_Agency703 t1_j27qr23 wrote
holup
Lord_Hortler t1_j27x4ln wrote
P...Put your dick in the hole
Lachimanus t1_j27zwkg wrote
Technically the mug is now a donut with 2 holes.
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Weaseltime_420 t1_j2813ko wrote
How do you stir your coffee in that mug.
r/shittydesign
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East-Pollution7243 t1_j284bl9 wrote
Never put your peepee in this.
Due_Signature_5497 t1_j285045 wrote
Guarantee you someone has made it with that cup.
DaniB_thats_me t1_j28cqg5 wrote
Voodoo donuts are awesome!
AdhesivenessNo7808 t1_j28jbgw wrote
well i already tasted rainbow so how about let's try magic
Zombie_Rommel t1_j28jfbx wrote
There are some dozy white elephant gifts out there, but this one works on so many levels.
Paulchristiaan t1_j28jusu wrote
Nice nipple blanket
Professional_Map_780 t1_j23xwys wrote
I love , fkn coffee !
avega2792 t1_j240xkn wrote
I should call her.
jDubbaYo t1_j24zcj4 wrote
Instructions unclear, fucked my coffee mug.
Thor4269 t1_j23pt94 wrote
Seems like it would suck to clean...