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Thor4269 t1_j23pt94 wrote

Seems like it would suck to clean...

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cake1977 t1_j23py66 wrote

When my friend Neil bent over, this happened

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DIABLOSTYX t1_j23rc0w wrote

That's the perfect fit for average size

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SensitiveAd5962 t1_j23rlwb wrote

Did you know that doughnuts contain almost 3% free fatty acids. Most of them are disappointed as oleic or oxy-oleic acid. These are virtually harmless on contact with human skin. However, if you put your penis in contact with the doughnuts you WILL get kicked out of Krispykream.

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susiesusiesu t1_j23sde5 wrote

donut store? but this one has two holes. it is not a donut but a pair of pants.

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Doe966 t1_j23t31a wrote

On a good morning, I can carry that cup without the use of my hands.

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Valogrid t1_j23tvjh wrote

Lol I can see it now, some redneck using his morning wood to hold the cup after he's done taking a sip so he can put in a dip and read the newspaper... all from the safety of his front lawn.

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tmwagner77 t1_j23vyyk wrote

well, that made for an ackward morning meeting.

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TNShadetree t1_j23w69k wrote

I'm going to need a link because I think I just completed next year's Christmas shopping.

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Jayeky t1_j23ymb8 wrote

Now I challenge you to pick your Cup full of Hot Coffee with your Dick.

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ananthudupa2002 t1_j23yyrn wrote

The Donut store shouldn't have made a hole in the mug cause the mug is itself a Donut topologically

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MrmmphMrmmph t1_j2427ae wrote

You can be sure the next place this cup will be seen is in an emergency room.

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Urc0mp t1_j246ff7 wrote

Making something that looks interesting but is actually downright awful is right up voodoo donuts’ alley.

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HiddenHippo t1_j249a2n wrote

This would make a great gift for a topologist!

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eldog t1_j24gmeu wrote

giggity giggity

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Comfortable-Hat8253 t1_j24i46t wrote

I recently got this as the Slocum's Joe mug, any wastelander out there?

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Bastian_5123 t1_j24njxo wrote

Now it's not a donut though. It has 3 holes

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susiesusiesu t1_j24onf2 wrote

Replying to Bastian_5123 (#1,150,670)

it is not actually another hole. try flattening it (since it is a homeorphism, it won’t change the number of holes). it’s like saying a straw has two holes, one one each side. topologically, it is just false.

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shotty293 t1_j24s5ga wrote

You know someone is gonna try it....

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jDubbaYo t1_j24zcj4 wrote

Instructions unclear, fucked my coffee mug.

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Klaus1206 t1_j2565u3 wrote

Again… how did you burn your penis?!

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3CH0SG1 t1_j2591ve wrote

For those that love coffee a little to much....

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Jman50k t1_j25ck4p wrote

Helllooooo portable Narnia! White queen is in for a surprise today!

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whsftbldad t1_j25jx6z wrote

Uhhhh, I can see this becoming an awkward ER visit.

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Cyborg_Ninja_Cat t1_j25tmcq wrote

They got fed up with all the topologists spilling their coffee.

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SloeMoe t1_j265ck6 wrote

Then call me "magic" I guess.

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kratly t1_j267kuo wrote

Replying to thelastwordbender (#1,159,350)

Yeah I guess there are a lot of people that are thinking of baking a cake or making oatmeal in it and letting it sit for days. If you rinse it out after you use it, I don’t see any issues with it.

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NiccoTheeGreat t1_j267tvn wrote

Yes sir, I would like to have my drink shaken, not stirred.

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xTye t1_j26d39v wrote

Voodoo isn't that funny. Overrated as hell.

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SpikeX t1_j26ltn4 wrote

Replying to bent-grill (#1,164,748)

Hey I’m not one to judge, but personally I’ve never been so indiscriminately drunk as to purchase a $140 wooden coffin filled with sugar. But hey, to each their own!

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NoWayDay t1_j26tfi6 wrote

Voodoo Donuts, Portland Oregon.

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artmobboss t1_j275060 wrote

Nothing like warming the tip up on a cold morning..

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Bum-Theory t1_j27jv8k wrote

Sorry to get your hopes down, but a mug with hot coffee is gonna be too hot to use it for what some people are imagining using this fir

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Lachimanus t1_j27zwkg wrote

Technically the mug is now a donut with 2 holes.

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Weaseltime_420 t1_j2813ko wrote

How do you stir your coffee in that mug.

r/shittydesign

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Zombie_Rommel t1_j28jfbx wrote

There are some dozy white elephant gifts out there, but this one works on so many levels.

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