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I do agree tho, I wouldn't assemble it with a non trustworthy foe, just seem clever to stay away non trustworthy people in general.

Keeping your enemies closer with furniture assembly!

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Why are there always missing pieces when all I do is follow instructions!!!!

He might be my mortal enemy, but damnit, he's the most honest sonamabitch I ever met.

I had a nemesis in high school.

Last day I shook his hand and thanked him for the respectable antagonism he had performed for three years.

Wonder what became of that guy?

The old Enemy Mine gambit. Love to see It.

Lovin the new Ikea slogan.