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FlatGlassGuy t1_j2chrlz wrote

If I was wrestling a gator, I’d beat it off also if it means that I live.

Side thought: Maybe that’s why they’re so angry all of the time. Their little arms won’t allow them to be able to relieve themselves.

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nocturnaltumenscence t1_j2ch411 wrote

In Florida, the Granny would have jacked off the alligator 🐊!

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iamapizza t1_j2ckkfv wrote

She thought it was a cockodile

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New-Web6413 t1_j2cnbfi wrote

Joke’s on granny, I heard that gator was only 5’10”.

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Tmacswife t1_j2crbyq wrote

Florida is full of freaky old people. She must’ve left a shower scrubby out to let him know she was down.

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