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MrGizthewiz t1_j1wwb0b wrote on December 28, 2022 at 12:20 AM

Zoltar isn't a fortune teller. He is a genie.

PlaceboJesus t1_j1xgmpc wrote on December 28, 2022 at 2:56 AM

Have you ever seen Big with Tom Hanks?

powerman228 t1_j1xz7hf wrote on December 28, 2022 at 5:38 AM

The Magic 8 ball said, “try again.” Who do I believe?!

tangcameo t1_j1xjry0 wrote on December 28, 2022 at 3:21 AM

tosses out chicken calculator

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ChadOfDoom t1_j1x0d82 wrote on December 28, 2022 at 12:50 AM

My favorite dad joke is read “help I’m stuck in a fortune cookie factory”

sleventybillion t1_j1x1asm wrote on December 28, 2022 at 12:58 AM

Didn’t know they were “units” … good to know

Paidsoap7586 t1_j1y6s6f wrote on December 28, 2022 at 7:04 AM

It's called dictatorship with a load of sweetness.

fingers t1_j1yy47o wrote on December 28, 2022 at 1:03 PM

You Will Have Sex With Your Mother