The best Amazon review I've read this year. You've got to love a 500+lb load capacity!jxj24 t1_j29zt1l wrote
Get it in black: $5 cheaper, and hides more stains.
GlabrousKinfaddle t1_j2apprx wrote
Sex stains are usually white and show up worse on black.
FlacidHangDown t1_j2ar5ax wrote
All my sex stains are red and brown
Citizen-Kang t1_j2b8ltu wrote
Might want to see a doctor about that...or a lawyer; depends on the circumstances...
JBYTuna t1_j2d3uwx wrote
Maybe a construction defect lawyer.
usrdef t1_j2d2nol wrote
I'm a personal injury lawyer. Contact me, you may have a case.
Edit: After reviewing your history. nevermind, you don't need a lawyer. You need a Jesus.
tkburro t1_j2dgnzy wrote
nobody fucks with a jesus
shreddington t1_j2bwwvx wrote
ಠ╭╮ಠ
GlabrousKinfaddle t1_j2atx1a wrote
Better get something washable instead of trying to hide them.
misanthrope2327 t1_j2d245x wrote
I heard Chris Cornell singing this as that lyric in Spoonman: https://youtu.be/T0_zzCLLRvE?t=78
Surroundedbygoalies t1_j2dbq20 wrote
Spooooonmaaaan!
Eastern-Engine-3291 t1_j2dmcss wrote
This made me bark at the moon
JBYTuna t1_j2d3sck wrote
That’s what Monica Lewinski found out.
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