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BazilBroketail t1_j29xs1c wrote

I drink this shit and it's devine. I have a metal drink bottle I pour it into. When you first open a new bottle you gotta pull off that safety sticker thing, put the cap back on, then shake the livin' shit out of it. Like a screaming baby. Then you pour it into the drinks bottle. Gotta remember to shake the drinks bottle before taking a drink too or you'll get a mouthful of pulp....

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packetmon t1_j2a3vfl wrote

Same! This OJ is my fave. I love the pulp.

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ingloriousbaxter3 t1_j2an0ee wrote

Saaaaame. People act like I’m crazy but it’s the best

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Justin__D t1_j2dq26t wrote

Wait... People actually like this stuff? It doesn't even taste like real oranges. It takes like some lab made fake. I always go for Florida's Natural or Tropicana. I live in Florida and I'm honestly ashamed stores even sell this swill.

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Captain_Eaglefort t1_j2d31nu wrote

Their apple juice is amazing too.

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NGLIVE2 t1_j2dn1de wrote

Really? I’m going to have to try it. Not sure if my local grocery store carry’s it.

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CptKillJack t1_j2dzp9q wrote

Their apple juice is crushed apple cider. It's devine and the reason it looks cloudy brown. When I see that color I know I'm getting the good shit at a restaurant. Only one I know that serves crushed apple cider is Cracker Barrel.

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NGLIVE2 t1_j2e4zcn wrote

By your description I think I have seen it. Its now on my shopping list!

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afunkysongaday t1_j2d3mp2 wrote

I hope that metal bottle is not made of aluminium, if it is you should probably stop doing that.

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ToothlessGrandma t1_j2dcxs1 wrote

Why?

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afunkysongaday t1_j2dgstk wrote

I used to do that too but I learned you really shouldn't. Acids and salts increase the solubility of aluminium, it get's in your drink and then in your body. And something bad happens then... can't quite remember what though. Was something really bad. I swear it's on the tip of my tongue...

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IamLuann t1_j2bvl90 wrote

(screaming baby?). I hope that was a figure of speech.

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doctorwhoobgyn t1_j2dc3ji wrote

Not at all. If you shake a screaming baby hard enough, it will stop screaming. It's science.

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SkywalknLuke t1_j2dxlu1 wrote

I laughed out loud to this, everyone in church looked at me weird.

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IamLuann t1_j2eybev wrote

I have seen the results of shaken baby syndrome it is really sad and that was what I was referring to.😇

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albino_tapir t1_j29nkvj wrote

Simply Orange - Pulp Only.

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KorgX3 t1_j2aw8a4 wrote

Not too far, now! People mustn't find out you can eat oranges raw, that would be terrible for business!

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lifetard90 t1_j2den4i wrote

It tastes better after you've brushed your teeth. Try it

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aestheticide t1_j2dqnnu wrote

goddamnit if you want to eat an orange just eat an orange

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InfoBot4000 t1_j2dxzom wrote

This orange "juice" is also pretty yellow

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DrivingBeerGuy t1_j2e0aop wrote

Work in beverage manufacturing, we call this a “sell it with a spoon” mistake

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BootyMcSqueak t1_j2b5yz6 wrote

Pretty sure it’s orange juice concentrate now.

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ShotBRAKER t1_j2c65wp wrote

Maybe should say fruit pulp not juice

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htplex t1_j2ckqjo wrote

Simply pulp

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topcat1963 t1_j2crnpp wrote

Damn that's thicka than a Snickers, you sure that's not just orange paste

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Zakor1111 t1_j2d80zp wrote

I don't understand, it's only abumio hundulls, dlud HolH

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SeesawOk8189 t1_j2d8se6 wrote

What the actual fuck is that black stuff under the cap? It looks like mold

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