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albino_tapir t1_j29nkvj wrote
Simply Orange - Pulp Only.
CreaminFreeman t1_j29q0y4 wrote
“Oops All Pulp”
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BazilBroketail t1_j29xs1c wrote
I drink this shit and it's devine. I have a metal drink bottle I pour it into. When you first open a new bottle you gotta pull off that safety sticker thing, put the cap back on, then shake the livin' shit out of it. Like a screaming baby. Then you pour it into the drinks bottle. Gotta remember to shake the drinks bottle before taking a drink too or you'll get a mouthful of pulp....
SameRule9918 t1_j2a2lq8 wrote
Orange juice so fresh, you can eat it with a fork.
packetmon t1_j2a3vfl wrote
Same! This OJ is my fave. I love the pulp.
salmak999 t1_j2a4xh3 wrote
Dude that juice expired on Sept 10 2016
bendover912 OP t1_j2al3ax wrote
That's ok, the picture is from July 17 2016
ingloriousbaxter3 t1_j2an0ee wrote
Saaaaame. People act like I’m crazy but it’s the best
joeker7669 t1_j2atgnk wrote
Hear me out. Extra Extra pulp. Who’s with me?
KorgX3 t1_j2aw8a4 wrote
Not too far, now! People mustn't find out you can eat oranges raw, that would be terrible for business!
BootyMcSqueak t1_j2b5yz6 wrote
Pretty sure it’s orange juice concentrate now.
Balance_Electronic t1_j2becyz wrote
Just eat the oranges you fuckin psychopath
IamLuann t1_j2bvl90 wrote
(screaming baby?). I hope that was a figure of speech.
-unavailable t1_j2bvzwg wrote
That juice looks chewy
joeker7669 t1_j2c1d8q wrote
Lol. Thanks buddy. That me laugh. 👍🏻
ShotBRAKER t1_j2c65wp wrote
Maybe should say fruit pulp not juice
noexqses t1_j2cgjyh wrote
Ew
htplex t1_j2ckqjo wrote
Simply pulp
theofficialreality t1_j2crh20 wrote
Triple the price now
topcat1963 t1_j2crnpp wrote
Damn that's thicka than a Snickers, you sure that's not just orange paste
IDislikeHomonyms t1_j2cva1p wrote
But it's not fresh because it expired in 2016!
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Total-Protection8702 t1_j2cz002 wrote
Best if used by. Not expired
TreeHuggerWRX t1_j2d1tns wrote
"So chunky, you can carve it"
Captain_Eaglefort t1_j2d31nu wrote
Their apple juice is amazing too.
afunkysongaday t1_j2d3mp2 wrote
I hope that metal bottle is not made of aluminium, if it is you should probably stop doing that.
Zakor1111 t1_j2d80zp wrote
I don't understand, it's only abumio hundulls, dlud HolH
SeesawOk8189 t1_j2d8se6 wrote
What the actual fuck is that black stuff under the cap? It looks like mold
KabuTheFox t1_j2dbdop wrote
Oops all pulp
doctorwhoobgyn t1_j2dc3ji wrote
Not at all. If you shake a screaming baby hard enough, it will stop screaming. It's science.
Stngr_Gnr7212 t1_j2dcojy wrote
That's a Stater Bros price tag
ToothlessGrandma t1_j2dcxs1 wrote
lifetard90 t1_j2den4i wrote
It tastes better after you've brushed your teeth. Try it
AlsoVelma t1_j2dfd1f wrote
Pulp nonfiction
afunkysongaday t1_j2dgstk wrote
I used to do that too but I learned you really shouldn't. Acids and salts increase the solubility of aluminium, it get's in your drink and then in your body. And something bad happens then... can't quite remember what though. Was something really bad. I swear it's on the tip of my tongue...
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NGLIVE2 t1_j2dn1de wrote
Really? I’m going to have to try it. Not sure if my local grocery store carry’s it.
Domstr8Iam t1_j2dnvdg wrote
Very clever.
InformationWide3044 t1_j2dp52d wrote
This is pulp fiction
Justin__D t1_j2dq26t wrote
Wait... People actually like this stuff? It doesn't even taste like real oranges. It takes like some lab made fake. I always go for Florida's Natural or Tropicana. I live in Florida and I'm honestly ashamed stores even sell this swill.
aestheticide t1_j2dqnnu wrote
goddamnit if you want to eat an orange just eat an orange
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OldeSaltyBeard t1_j2dx8ec wrote
Damn Boi He Thicc!
SkywalknLuke t1_j2dxlu1 wrote
I laughed out loud to this, everyone in church looked at me weird.
InfoBot4000 t1_j2dxzom wrote
This orange "juice" is also pretty yellow
doctorwhoobgyn t1_j2dyq5g wrote
I hope you shared it with your fellow churchgoers.
CptKillJack t1_j2dzp9q wrote
Their apple juice is crushed apple cider. It's devine and the reason it looks cloudy brown. When I see that color I know I'm getting the good shit at a restaurant. Only one I know that serves crushed apple cider is Cracker Barrel.
SkywalknLuke t1_j2dzyf5 wrote
The lady with the screaming baby did not laugh.
doctorwhoobgyn t1_j2e022n wrote
You should have demonstrated your newfound knowledge!
DrivingBeerGuy t1_j2e0aop wrote
Work in beverage manufacturing, we call this a “sell it with a spoon” mistake
NGLIVE2 t1_j2e4zcn wrote
By your description I think I have seen it. Its now on my shopping list!
IamLuann t1_j2eybev wrote
I have seen the results of shaken baby syndrome it is really sad and that was what I was referring to.😇
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