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RusskiBayonet t1_j1ssdzd wrote

Should have filled the bottom part with nuts.

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FuzzyCryptographer98 t1_j1wlc1a wrote

Peanuts and cashews in the balls, slices of salami in the shaft and pieces of cheese in the tip. A full meal for someone on the go.

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HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1srvjb wrote

$25 on Amazon. You get ones that curve right or left. The only thing missing is "Live, Laugh, Love" etched in the shaft lol.

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twohedwlf t1_j1srv17 wrote

What are the red spheres in the head?

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HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1ss4gu wrote

Probably something you need to go to the clinic for. Seriously, probably some sort of candies.

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kthulhu666 t1_j1stu4l wrote

They look like Red Hots, which could be in the cookies, but also melt nicely in steaming apple cider on cold days.

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HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1sutfm wrote

Oooo that sounds tasty. I never thought of putting red hots into hot apple cider.

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kthulhu666 t1_j1svm4k wrote

Simmer them on the stove a bit stirring occasionally. Warms your insides and makes the house smell nice. Edit - simmer in the cider that is lol.

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justabill71 t1_j1sxrso wrote

Anything's a snack tray if you're brave enough.

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MakesMyHeadHurt t1_j1t9qru wrote

I was going to go on a diet. Then I saw their spread and said, fuck it.

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cute_red_benzo t1_j1xdso9 wrote

Chow down in Flavor-town!

We prepare some pretty slammin' salmon

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Seafly42 t1_j1t4oc0 wrote

Why did you buy your friend a wooden penis?

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HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1t4q6n wrote

Because it's funny.

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Seafly42 t1_j1t4sml wrote

Lol! I accept your answer

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HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1t655m wrote

She laughed out loud when she opened it. She has an immature twisted sense of humor like me so I knew she'd love it.

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Seafly42 t1_j1t6aav wrote

You’ll hear no more from me, sir. Enjoy your wooden penises and whatever else makes you smile 😊

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dblan9 t1_j1sx34j wrote

Ahahahaa She put Red Hots in the tip!!!

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DoctorHubris t1_j1tc9a4 wrote

based on what I've learned from reddit recently, I guess that she's great and her name is Catherine.

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BellaFrequency t1_j1tl6sd wrote

Next time she needs to put assorted nuts in the balls.

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og-lollercopter t1_j1u4quf wrote

Apparently, women can’t have cookies. Cuz they’re stored in the balls.

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Rybka980 t1_j1u6i7n wrote

I too give my friends the D for christmas, sharing is caring!

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jumperalex t1_j1wckug wrote

Meat Balls Sausages Ranch Dressing (though I prefer Blue Cheese)

This was the correct answer

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Beaudoggie t1_j1tebrb wrote

I've got that same curve

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cute_red_benzo t1_j1xagll wrote

::AD:: Bump in your erection? It could be Peyronies Disease!

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