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twohedwlf t1_j1srv17 wrote

What are the red spheres in the head?

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HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1srvjb wrote

$25 on Amazon. You get ones that curve right or left. The only thing missing is "Live, Laugh, Love" etched in the shaft lol.

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dblan9 t1_j1sx34j wrote

Ahahahaa She put Red Hots in the tip!!!

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justabill71 t1_j1sxrso wrote

Anything's a snack tray if you're brave enough.

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vdrive t1_j1t0t6v wrote

"Wood you like to sample my goods?"

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Seafly42 t1_j1t4oc0 wrote

Why did you buy your friend a wooden penis?

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MakesMyHeadHurt t1_j1t9qru wrote

I was going to go on a diet. Then I saw their spread and said, fuck it.

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DoctorHubris t1_j1tc9a4 wrote

based on what I've learned from reddit recently, I guess that she's great and her name is Catherine.

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BellaFrequency t1_j1tl6sd wrote

Next time she needs to put assorted nuts in the balls.

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og-lollercopter t1_j1u4quf wrote

Apparently, women can’t have cookies. Cuz they’re stored in the balls.

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Rybka980 t1_j1u6i7n wrote

I too give my friends the D for christmas, sharing is caring!

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jumperalex t1_j1wckug wrote

Meat Balls Sausages Ranch Dressing (though I prefer Blue Cheese)

This was the correct answer

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