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Recon_Figure t1_j1xr0pp wrote

You marking a cookie NSFW makes it funnier.

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bcberk t1_j1xsjci wrote

Not mutually exclusive

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idefk-_- t1_j1xvyrk wrote

Maybe I should start using cookies instead of tissues.

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ChowFunn t1_j1xwjg4 wrote

what this is not nsfw. disappointed

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JeffRSmall t1_j1xx9ou wrote

A Clockwork Gingerbread. Can't unsee the codpiece.

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Andreaspolis t1_j1xyvwf wrote

Somo wrestlers are basically wearing thongs anyways

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Mikesaidit36 t1_j1y1qov wrote

I thought gingerbread was always brown.

Albino gingerbread, or sugar cookie?

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Tribaltech777 t1_j1y1vqz wrote

At first I thought your sister in law was a transgender transitioning to a male who was overweight but also perhaps dressing up for Halloween as a gingerbread man. Your title fucked with my brain real bad. Perhaps some punctuation would’ve helped.

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TheOGRedline t1_j1y1zx9 wrote

I was this days old when I realized why some of my oldest relatives call flip flops “thongs”.

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Viperbunny t1_j1y39er wrote

Anyone else see an old man or have I completely lost it?

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primecypher t1_j1y3h7k wrote

Senpai what are you doing? Why are you reaching for my gingerbreadussy?

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MaximumEffurt t1_j1y6uf6 wrote

What? No. Wtf. Bruh, that's a cookie. Da fuck is wrong with everyone?

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Bic_Parker t1_j1yad64 wrote

Reminds me of Liam McPoyle eye patch and the tighty whities

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Rabid_Kiwi t1_j1yahzk wrote

I’m going with Pirate… it has an eye patch… well two eye patches…

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Bashaen t1_j1ybuta wrote

He's turning the Holidays upside down-face

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Xeo786 t1_j1yc9ne wrote

who reads this instead?
My sister-in-law says She is a Sumo wrestler

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PolSedierta t1_j1ychbg wrote

Sorry but... Are not all Sumo Wrestlers, sexy men in thongs?

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thuanjinkee t1_j1ykj71 wrote

All the bitches come around for Noob Noob

His dick gets more business than YouTube

Everybody, everybody is Noob Noob

Say everybody, everybody is

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lxh40036 t1_j1ynasy wrote

I'm a vegan, I don't eat meat.

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djdiscocat t1_j1yo0k6 wrote

it looks like the Head with Two Things

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ToastSweat1 t1_j1yo1q4 wrote

Either way suffering from a severe case of pink eye!

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Costanzaslife23 t1_j1yq6k6 wrote

I like to bite off their legs and say that it’s Lieutenant Dan.

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Skunkylysi t1_j1yql05 wrote

LMAO. You know sometimes I do think sumo wrestler wear thong. They are very much alike.

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hempernest t1_j1ysq3x wrote

Albino unibrow sexy gingerbread sumo amateur man wearing a thong? can we all agree on that?

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immaboie t1_j1ythsg wrote

whatever you wanna call it, that's cute asf

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xmuertos t1_j1z13wn wrote

That’s a pale looking gingerbread man

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spamandsam t1_j1z1wo2 wrote

Does your sister in law wear thongs?

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Omnizoom t1_j1z3ilz wrote

A ginger thong to cover his ginger dong

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g_nads t1_j1z3uh3 wrote

Sexy Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody

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usernamesaretooshor t1_j1z5fki wrote

He's got a thong and an eye patch. That's Dr. Tad Winslow from "It Never Ends".

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80844 t1_j1z675t wrote

Why can't it be both?

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Totchahaki t1_j1zf0yl wrote

looks like a bad advertisement for female birth control

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Xeludon t1_j1zhgh8 wrote

I say it's an anemic pirate.

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SebbyBoy91 t1_j1zkmgj wrote

What is a sumo wrestler but a sexy man in a thong?

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Precipice_01 t1_j1zl1jq wrote

A sexy gingerbread person wearing a strap on

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No_SenseLol t1_j1zmf3t wrote

Why his eye melting tho someone gonna suck that up or??

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Damack363 t1_j1zro2i wrote

I think she’s just laying there, waiting for him to come back with a towel.

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madgix t1_j1ztziu wrote

Cartman from South Park.

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nobidobi390 t1_j207mpp wrote

where's his head? all I see are the sumo wrestler's red dotted man boobs.

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_Strider___ t1_j20gp6r wrote

if a gingerbread is NSFW I think you probably need therapy

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ZFeast t1_j20ilfs wrote

I go w gingerbread man, totally not related to the favt that im a ginger

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bradland t1_j20nqat wrote

I say you ain't foolin anybody with that prosthetic eye.

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boopbopnotarobot t1_j20wnd5 wrote

Thats one hot cookie better let him cool on the tray a bit longer.

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kubicki91 t1_j2187pz wrote

Hahaha to me it looks like that cookie had a wonderful Christmas. My girlfriend agrees

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TheCaliforniaOp t1_j21jm34 wrote

See, guys?

We women aren’t difficult at all. Just smell like this and be this clean, wear a thong and let your headband fall over one eye…hordes of us will rush forward to eat you all up!

Now, before making a wish, remember r/TheMonkeysPaw

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Remote_Profit_3399 t1_j21jw3w wrote

If you think he’s sexy, I’m hoping you didn’t make the frosting.

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