Submitted by GladCricket t3_zvav4l in funny
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FunkayMonkay7 t1_j1o4kcx wrote
that’s not a happy trail it’s a happy journey
ivanvanrio t1_j1o4hzb wrote
And the trunk?
USMCWrangler t1_j1o9ynw wrote
I got a sweater for Christmas once. I asked for a moaner or a screamer, but got a sweater instead.
steelup21 t1_j1o50hs wrote
You gonna be itchin like a mothafucka in a couple days
GladCricket OP t1_j1o5r6f wrote
It it makes just one random dude smile this Christmas, worth it.
Also crabs.
Edit: "aloe" autocorrected to "crabs" ... gonna leave it
leckmir t1_j1o9ozd wrote
Looks good but needs lights.
GladCricket OP t1_j1oaeat wrote
It's got 1 but it's a black light.
GladCricket OP t1_j1oe6km wrote
this just got me into r/ControversialClub... lotta mixed feeling about with Christmas trees or body hair...
Scooterthusiast t1_j1oforn wrote
The bush grew to a tree.
loginixlabs t1_j1oi8p5 wrote
You had me at Christmas tree belly hair...
Willing_Television77 t1_j1os0hy wrote
You got a present under there for someone?
Any-Zone-5806 t1_j1qy3bm wrote
I got one of those i wear on my ass
GladCricket OP t1_j1qzf99 wrote
Talk about a stocking stuffer.
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woodysdad t1_j1o4vt6 wrote
Just making sure. You're a dude right
GladCricket OP t1_j1o674z wrote
My pronouns are christmas/belly.
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CursedButter79 t1_j1q5pja wrote
Illuminati confirmed
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Master_Judgment_4818 t1_j1rrc0y wrote
Puke
GladCricket OP t1_j1rrmgu wrote
Rawr, don't threaten me with a good time.
stacyand14548 t1_j1ogi5r wrote
Nothing like a Christmas tree with stretch marks
GladCricket OP t1_j1ojnrl wrote
Pine shamer
v8vh t1_j1o4h3o wrote
Looks like a slice of pizza...just hope it doesn't have cheezy crust.