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JHinExile t1_j2dwzhp wrote

Is that Christopher Walken from The Deer Hunter?

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Lucas_lazyfarmer t1_j2dzare wrote

Thats a very roundabout way to draw his face. Looks more Wholely than holy

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Natomiast t1_j2dzof6 wrote

I'm Groot and I ripped this poor mf's head off

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Seamanswallow t1_j2dzut2 wrote

His boyfriend is a deeply religious man and feels a little more guilt eveytime he cums on his back

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MarJulAle t1_j2dzz3p wrote

It's amazing the things that some morons would rather have than money.

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bwanabass t1_j2e08wx wrote

I’m really committed… I’m really committed… I’m really committed… I should be committed.

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Human_Frame1846 t1_j2e0uxl wrote

Im just saying thats not the only wood going between his cheeks

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BoreDominated t1_j2e2a6g wrote

Looks pretty authentic, Jesus even looks like his face is partially decomposing.

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Even-Fix8584 t1_j2e30id wrote

Does this count as stolen valor, like this guy is claiming to have sacrificed himself? 😂

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Heavy_Schedule4046 t1_j2e95o5 wrote

Is no one else seeing those ghastly teeth on the back of his head?!

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ernster96 t1_j2ebbkq wrote

So in this scenario, Jesus was drowned instead of crucified?

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DadsRGR8 t1_j2edhli wrote

Does he have indentations in the back of his head? Looks like he was hit with a cleaver.

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dickcheeseaioli t1_j2ee2ed wrote

“Imagine if they steamrolled Jesus’s face. Now draw it on my back.”

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gadget850 t1_j2ef85e wrote

Sam Kinison has a great routine where Jesus returns and freaks out when sees crosses all over the place.

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Ironworker_zach t1_j2efq8l wrote

The shit people do for their imaginary friends. At least he isn't flying a plane into a building...

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VeneMage t1_j2efyfy wrote

Someone please stick some googly eyes to the back of this man’s head!

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JG1739 t1_j2ehndz wrote

Are we going to ignore that god awful portrait tattoo????

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webbslinger_0 t1_j2eiyh7 wrote

Jesus at the Pearly Gates: so it’s looks like you judged and hated women, immigrants, and lgbtq

Guy: but I got this tattoo of your face and the instrument that killed you, on my back

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Mistersinister1 t1_j2ekhbs wrote

I need something that really screams I need to atone for my sins and shitty way of life, tattoo.

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A_Dragon_Speaks t1_j2el7km wrote

"And this, class, is a perfect example of why you shouldn't let an A.I. design your tattoo..."

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FastAd543 t1_j2emlb7 wrote

Nah... groot's got more vocabulary than this meat head.

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MCPanda6969 t1_j2erdl4 wrote

Tell me you drunkenly beat your wife and kids without telling me you drunkenly beat your wife and kids

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HugoPeabody t1_j2es2iq wrote

Centurion: "Soldier, you beheaded the prisoner and then nailed his head off-center to a crucifix? Jesus Christ, you're an idiot."

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A_Fox_in_Space t1_j2ex3o9 wrote

This tatoo looks like the very first thing an AI art bot spat out when he typed in "Jesus cross".

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TheCloudFestival t1_j2exd7q wrote

Did every Christian just skip the verse in Leviticus that specifically says NO TATTOOS, or..?

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pittme14 t1_j2ey0ml wrote

The first picture was so amazing he had to post another? Twin brothers?

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tonyocampo t1_j2f109d wrote

Would love to see this with different shirts to create different scenarios.

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ratherbealurker t1_j2f2hs1 wrote

Not sure how they did it but I love how the artist captured Jesus’ cringe face when he saw the finished tattoo

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the_chaco_kid t1_j2f7ic1 wrote

Wow, even JC would say ‘Jesus!’ When he saw that monstrosity

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Fomentor t1_j2f8yy0 wrote

This tattoo is the very essence of irony, since the Bible forbids making marks on your skin. “You will not make cuttings in your flesh, for the dead, nor print marks on you” (Leviticus 19:28). Also, something about graven images. So, yeah. You might want to read the User Manual if you’re going to claim to be a Christian.

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ramsfan84 t1_j2f9sbk wrote

Exact same picture, why 2 pictures?

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SunChipMan t1_j2fgsiw wrote

My dad was killed in the war, so I got an AK47 tattooed on my whole chest and his face but done by the lady who restored that jesus painting

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Savetheicecream t1_j2fkhil wrote

Does anyone else see Zombie Jesus?

Looks like a ghoul.

That and the giant lips on the back of the head?

This is way more fun than staring at clouds!

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