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KorgX3 t1_j5xivus wrote
We had a delivery driver at Little Caesar's who had no respect whatsoever for the men's watercloset. Between deliveries, he would take these amazing shits that would always clog the old 3.5 gallon toilet and stink up the whole fucking restaurant. Now you got me wondering if he wasn't stuffing shit down the toilet and using fart spray. Either way, it wasn't my problem; it was just obnoxious to work with.
Bonus points: when the kid got fired, he used the toilet one last time, and double-deckered it.
pedersongw t1_j5xixeu wrote
I'm not satisfied, more retribution please
Scubastevedisco t1_j5xwlot wrote
>uld take these amazing shits that would always clog the old 3.5 gallon toilet and stink up the whole fucking restaurant. Now you got me wondering if he wasn't stuffing shit down the toilet and using fart spray. Either way, it wasn't my problem; it was just obnoxious to work with.
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>Bonus points: when the kid got fired, he used the toilet one last time, and double-deckered it.
When I worked briefly at a tire warehouse one time a trucker had to use the restroom. He used the office one of course. We started noticing a bad smell after about 30 minutes, went in to see what the damage was and I kid you not, there was shit all over the walls and ceiling.
It was fucked.
IamLuann t1_j61owl7 wrote
I would have reported that trucker to there company and had him pay to have it cleaned.
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Realistic-Track7472 t1_j5xaxcb wrote
Covering all the important stories, I see
SonicBoom500 t1_j5xb2fq wrote
It took me a second than I realized how weird it sounds
“Serial toilet clogger”, I can only assume what that means 😆😅
Fuzzie_Lee t1_j5xizpm wrote
I thought the police had nothing to go on.
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pluribusduim t1_j5xbbut wrote
I guess he didn't have his poop knife handy.
utpoia t1_j5xgr4x wrote
You need to toe it next to the toilet seat.
ghostofdemonratspast t1_j5xo45c wrote
Thats for the shower you need a coat hanger for turlets.
Kileni t1_j5xbj7y wrote
The jury flushed in anger.
BTruStory t1_j5xhw40 wrote
He tried to throw his life down the drain… but it didn’t flush
HeyWhatsItToYa t1_j5xhxqi wrote
That stinks.
rottweiler100 t1_j5xb9h5 wrote
He flushed it all away.
Kileni t1_j5xbilk wrote
His life went to pot.
DynoMiteDoodle t1_j5xefhl wrote
I bet he regretted it when he was put in a prison cell with no toilet and no toilet paper.
Chicken_Col_Sanders t1_j5xjseh wrote
Reminds me of a South Park episode when you put it like that.
jmpires t1_j5y8kkt wrote
Apple’s Centipede would be worse
wrecktvf t1_j5y2t8q wrote
If clogging toilets is a crime, consider me El Chapo
commando_boner t1_j61bxru wrote
El Crapo
jay22022 t1_j5y92sv wrote
He's now a two time loser.
micromaniac_8 t1_j5zg843 wrote
Oh shit... thanks for the reminder to eat more fiber.
54_actual t1_j60bc2p wrote
that explains why his face looked flush.
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nobdyputsbabynacornr t1_j5xfbh0 wrote
He always shat on company time.
mochacho t1_j5xggdv wrote
Willy Widdershins?
FSUNoles78 t1_j5xhlq9 wrote
Did they at least consult his Dr?
3ntr0py_ t1_j5xhx3g wrote
Since when did too much fiber become a crime?
HeyWhatsItToYa t1_j5xi0nn wrote
The Wet Bandits strike again!
neighbour_guy3k t1_j5y64sr wrote
I guess his favorite cuisine is Mexican and Indian
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jmpires t1_j5y7sb8 wrote
“Serial” implies the existence of an ongoing investigation in these matters to connect the dots
“Sentenced” implies some sort of trial in a court where, unfortunately, evidence has to be displayed
Useful-Plan8239 t1_j5z2hsm wrote
Obviously nobody wanted to put up with his shit.
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RockyJayyy t1_j62fcxi wrote
Shit out of luck
NorthWestSaint t1_j6co6g9 wrote
Well that’s just shit.
Chris-Intrepid t1_j5xcc11 wrote
I had to deal with a guy like this. But he got his. I was a manager at BK and I got transferred to a different restaurant. Soon after starting there I heard employees fighting over, "who's turn it was to take care of the mess the creepy old guy left in the bathroom". To my horror, and apparently he did this quite often, but he stole all the extra rolls of tp and any paper towels he could find in the bathroom. Shoved them into the toilet and then took a big shit on top of it. The mess was so bad you had to scoop it out. We had two entrances for customers, one was down the hall across from the bathrooms. So he would come in there and sneak back out, but a couple employees knew what he looked like. After dealing with this a few times, I broke the rules and started locking the extra entrance. Not long after an angry customer came up to the counter wanting to speak with the manager, so I asked him what was wrong. He demanded to know why the back door was locked. So I told him some weirdo was clogging the toilet and then using it. He got even angrier and stormed off. That's when the staff started laughing and informed me HE was the wrido. We never had that issue again.