Submitted by Mogey_ogre t3_10ntf35 in funny
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chickennoobiesoup t1_j6bqjfl wrote
Any restaurant that doesn’t have some biting is just a smoothie shop
dewpacs t1_j6aqwp3 wrote
So probably shouldnt ask them to break the pasta in half before cooking
PsychoticNature t1_j6ar5lz wrote
Depends, if you wanna be broken in half like said pasta.
AeronMelon t1_j6athp4 wrote
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mergingcultures t1_j6b0kc0 wrote
I completely read that as Haitian and wondered why they'd be making pizza.
Prestigious-Emu7325 t1_j6arto4 wrote
This is a sign of a damn good restaurant, zero fucks given. (Ok, one fuck given, forewarning on the menu)
PsychoticNature t1_j6aqkl5 wrote
All the best chefs scream and bite people, it's a scientific fact.
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Knothatguy t1_j6atz7g wrote
Haven't been to a real Italian restaurant since I was young. All I remember is expressive hand movements and scream talking. It was great.
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FancySack t1_j6asmyk wrote
Mamma mia!
buddyleeoo t1_j6ayzn6 wrote
Francesca knows how to get down with a proper pie.
Mogey_ogre OP t1_j6b1gc8 wrote
That was what we ordered.
Singer-Such t1_j6b0k3u wrote
I've seen this before
Mogey_ogre OP t1_j6b1jx6 wrote
If you have then someone else has been to Nick & Elena's.
MeMySelfAndI456 t1_j6b4zgx wrote
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SnackThisWay t1_j6bb4wv wrote
Francesca has good taste.
LonoHunter t1_j6c1lq1 wrote
Ha! I worked a pizza place with 2 brothers from The Bronx. Mario and Nunzio. Mario shot Nunzio in the leg while they were arguing over pizza sauce in the kitchen. Mario started crying from regret a minute later of course and Nunzio forgave him when he got back from the hospital
Flight_to_nowhere_26 t1_j6b661d wrote
Where is this establishment? I would totally visit for the potentially free show. There is a very small, very expensive French restaurant in my city. There are maybe 20 tables packed into a tiny little space so you can hear everything going on in the kitchen. The owner/head chef is French, a perfectionist and has quite the temper apparently because every time I have dined there, the chef has had a screaming fit at his staff. I am not fluent in French but on one occasion it left our server in tears. I felt so horrible for her and tipped her extra that night to hopefully make her night a little better. I don’t condone his treatment of his staff, but I have never had better duck confit in my life. The moral dilemma…
Underated270 t1_j6c0cik wrote
You ever watch “the menu” on HBO?
Flight_to_nowhere_26 t1_j6cbbrw wrote
I have not but it is on my queue
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UrWifesSoftPecker t1_j6burr4 wrote
Whatsa matta fer you?
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Heavy_duty_swordcane t1_j6cyesz wrote
If there is yelling, then you know the food will be good
ElGato79 t1_j6dqal7 wrote
Sounds like BS, no real Italian would consider preparing a pizza with the Francesca ingredients mentioned above.
Mogey_ogre OP t1_j6dqv4f wrote
It's real located in st. Louis Missouri.
p33k4y t1_j6cimfo wrote
"Don't be surprised, vendettas do happen occasionally"
dblan9 t1_j6asvzd wrote
This is such BS. My aunt Jo only bit Alberto once while cooking and that was because he wouldn't relinquish the spoon.