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philko42 t1_j6hvh5q wrote
Just give it some time and it will come.
Lstcntr0L t1_j6itvql wrote
Not much time. Only need a minute. Two tops.
Fresh-Combination-87 t1_j6k2z2n wrote
I haven’t had to pump my Johnson since my doctor started me on a new prescription for the ol’ prostate. But since I started taking Prostata, I haven’t had any backup in my bilge!
Life is better with Prostata
Legal disclaimer begins…
fastforward811 t1_j6hnvdg wrote
What is a Johnson pump?
JoergenFS OP t1_j6hobkz wrote
For pumping your Johnson, just remember to arm it first!
Zarniwoooop t1_j6hrj9e wrote
Who cares. Just use it!
Heavy_Schedule4046 t1_j6ifa2z wrote
A bilge is a water collecting hole on a boat.
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HALF-PRICE_ t1_j6hrelv wrote
“No that’s not my bag, baby!”
lorentzisback t1_j6jwxeg wrote
"One book titled "Johnson Bilge-pumps are most definitely my bag, baby." written by u/HALF-PRICE_"
JoergenFS OP t1_j6hu0nn wrote
Haha
Yabbz81 t1_j6hoacz wrote
Depends on consumption of beer
GroatyMcScroty t1_j6hnk41 wrote
3, maybe 4 times a day
ayeiamthefantasyguy t1_j6hpboy wrote
Is it Swedish made?
capskinfan t1_j6hqod1 wrote
The warranty card would probably tell you.
Tongue8cheek t1_j6hu1iv wrote
I spend my time wisely. In the late 1990's, I filled out the warranty card for my VCR.
SparkJaa t1_j6i1tnk wrote
I swear baby, it's not mine.
Reasonable_Tap_8866 t1_j6hpkvx wrote
As often as I can find time to do it!!
ux3l t1_j6hpquw wrote
Looks like a bilge pump to me
BuckyGoldman t1_j6hprh3 wrote
Regularly. But, mine isn't made by Garmin. It's made by armin'.
Darth_M0L t1_j6hs2cl wrote
Hey how did you know the nickname I gave my fiancée
JoergenFS OP t1_j6i0f4e wrote
You named him Johnson pump? Color me intrigued.
hendralely t1_j6i2k4m wrote
AKA left hand.
mynineforu t1_j6ic92n wrote
I don't have a fancy one like that. Just an old fashioned hand pump here.
00xMaelstorm t1_j6hnnug wrote
On chili thursdays
JoergenFS OP t1_j6ho734 wrote
Got to pump it on chili Thursdays! Same goes for the odd taco Tuesday.
slackerrificc t1_j6ho3e7 wrote
r/dontputyourdickinthat
eegocentrik t1_j6hq5jg wrote
Only when my Jimmy reservoir is full.
Snoo_61544 t1_j6hqzb6 wrote
Johnson?
eatem78 t1_j6hyig5 wrote
I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
EstablishmentJunior8 t1_j6hyv2p wrote
I usually just pump my Johnson
KnavishFob t1_j6hzhph wrote
I heard ot was good to pump your Johnson at least once a week.
squidaor1 t1_j6i3taa wrote
Not often enough!
conorsoliga t1_j6if5q1 wrote
When the time calls for it.
ItsJustAnOpinion_Man t1_j6igr6p wrote
Only when I'm concerned about my bilge
Jet_Jockey_ t1_j6ikjr8 wrote
My Johnson doesn't need a pump.😀
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Johndowboy t1_j6hne3d wrote
Nightly
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Lumpus-Maximus t1_j6in8rn wrote
When my balls are full, duh.
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mtsai t1_j6ipcy9 wrote
whenever the hull fills with water, duh.
AlbatrossMediocre625 t1_j6iqwp2 wrote
I though that was the female passenger there for. Don't even need that anymore. Yeah, science!
Beefy_G t1_j6ivpdd wrote
Every opportunity that I need to.
So far that number is zero.
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lorentzisback t1_j6izq9a wrote
Bilge you say? Ask Boris. He's frikkin full of it.
nativepsychedelics t1_j6jcq1p wrote
I only use it if it's a Big Johnson
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_j6jfeer wrote
42
LeveragedPittsburgh t1_j6jl746 wrote
That’s a dickfer.
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South_Bit1764 t1_j6k1tva wrote
As often as it comes on but ideally never.
It’s an automatic pump.
werkingonitall t1_j6k9m26 wrote
Depends if my blower is working or not
fyrekiller t1_j6kjk9t wrote
That is what I call my left hand...
soIstartBlasting t1_j6kkbbn wrote
I just got my Johnson Rod replaced, so it’s been awhile
Constant_Garbage_407 t1_j6ktykr wrote
Only when she's going down!
YungDickyWhippet t1_j6kw4di wrote
My johnson pump is armed no doubt !keep Dat sum bitch locked and loaded my boy
413mopar t1_j6kwl4c wrote
Well mine broke an the warranty is over, now I gotta use manual override.
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Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j6lx1yl wrote
Every single time I have sex! As in the single time I had sex back in 2013.
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dolfieman t1_j6hnqod wrote
I wanted to comment a dick joke but it's too damn hard