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Kennedy_Cooz t1_j6kw2a1 wrote

1-2-3 and to the 4. Look unda tha mat for tha key to yo door

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80sBadGuy t1_j6lam2t wrote

1,2,3,4? That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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TDAM t1_j6ljc1s wrote

1,2,3,4? Brilliant. That's the same combination I have on my luggage!

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acqz t1_j6l0la5 wrote

Except the homeowner is a sysadmin and the key opens a honeypot where the burglar gets livestreamed to law enforcement.

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KeithMyArthe t1_j6l7mxo wrote

But but but there's no breaking and entering. Just letting yourself in.

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PleaseInsertGirders t1_j6lydic wrote

I work in tech, and I do a lot of remote support sessions on 3rd party systems. I have a strict policy of not asking for passwords for obvious security reasons. With the stuff I'm usually verifying, it also means logging into the same systems over and over again while I verify settings, gather logs, reset, power cycle, and re-check.

Today a customer literally gave me admin / admin as his username and PW for a critical system.

A) how can anyone be that dumb?

B) why would voluntarily blurt out your username/pw combo to anyone?

C) how can anyone be that dumb?

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Open5escrets t1_j6mgqar wrote

I know this house, its a decoy key with embedded RFID that causes the door to electrify the lock and shock you. Body turns up every couple months or so and the guy sells it to medical schools on the down low.

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onomatopoetix t1_j6mhsyw wrote

en route to the med school, hannibal lecter hijacks it and starts tiktok-ing his cooking with gourmet perfection.

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Zekeythekitty t1_j6ln606 wrote

Plot twist. It's a key to nowhere designed to waste their time

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Centaurdoodle t1_j6lp14a wrote

I came home from vacation and found someone had attempted to access my lockbox by using my 4 digit address as the number. It was an insult to my intelligence, but I wonder how many times that would work.

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Shufflepants t1_j6orwql wrote

That's just the decoy key put there to ensure you don't bother looking for the equally dumbly placed key under the rock right next to the door.

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Nemocom314 t1_j6pdesc wrote

The door is unlocked, the Rottweiler is the keyless entry system.

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Colirave t1_j6lypsn wrote

Pitbull named princess:

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lofty2p t1_j6no4sl wrote

Haven't heard much from Mar-a-Lago recently!

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WulfSudo t1_j6kw4td wrote

I use this too just with a rug underneath. Good for in the garage if you got mud on you before coming in you just kick it off. Op is based tho

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Atlhou t1_j6kyww2 wrote

A rug under the key?

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WulfSudo t1_j6kz6ck wrote

Well no I thought the main thing here is it's a useless rug, the key being under it is just icing on the cake.

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Atlhou t1_j6lpdzr wrote

The funny thing might be hiding a key under a see thru rug.

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Killer-Barbie t1_j6l4ae5 wrote

We put one over the tile floors at the bottom of our stairs when our kid was learning to climb them. It was a good idea.

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