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Open5escrets t1_j6mgqar wrote

I know this house, its a decoy key with embedded RFID that causes the door to electrify the lock and shock you. Body turns up every couple months or so and the guy sells it to medical schools on the down low.

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onomatopoetix t1_j6mhsyw wrote

en route to the med school, hannibal lecter hijacks it and starts tiktok-ing his cooking with gourmet perfection.

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