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took me way to long to get it

1-2-3 and to the 4. Look unda tha mat for tha key to yo door

I use this too just with a rug underneath. Good for in the garage if you got mud on you before coming in you just kick it off. Op is based tho

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A rug under the key?

Well no I thought the main thing here is it's a useless rug, the key being under it is just icing on the cake.

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Except the homeowner is a sysadmin and the key opens a honeypot where the burglar gets livestreamed to law enforcement.

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Maybe its decoy key

We put one over the tile floors at the bottom of our stairs when our kid was learning to climb them. It was a good idea.

But but but there's no breaking and entering. Just letting yourself in.

Home owner's 5D chess against thieves.

1,2,3,4? That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

1,2,3,4? Brilliant. That's the same combination I have on my luggage!

Plot twist. It's a key to nowhere designed to waste their time

I came home from vacation and found someone had attempted to access my lockbox by using my 4 digit address as the number. It was an insult to my intelligence, but I wonder how many times that would work.

The funny thing might be hiding a key under a see thru rug.

Password: PASSWORD1234

I work in tech, and I do a lot of remote support sessions on 3rd party systems. I have a strict policy of not asking for passwords for obvious security reasons. With the stuff I'm usually verifying, it also means logging into the same systems over and over again while I verify settings, gather logs, reset, power cycle, and re-check.

Today a customer literally gave me admin / admin as his username and PW for a critical system.

A) how can anyone be that dumb?

B) why would voluntarily blurt out your username/pw combo to anyone?

C) how can anyone be that dumb?

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Pitbull named princess:

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I know this house, its a decoy key with embedded RFID that causes the door to electrify the lock and shock you. Body turns up every couple months or so and the guy sells it to medical schools on the down low.

en route to the med school, hannibal lecter hijacks it and starts tiktok-ing his cooking with gourmet perfection.

what a time to be alive amirite or amirite

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Haven't heard much from Mar-a-Lago recently!

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That's just the decoy key put there to ensure you don't bother looking for the equally dumbly placed key under the rock right next to the door.

The door is unlocked, the Rottweiler is the keyless entry system.