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frenix5 t1_j58b92c wrote

My favorite porn star died last night.

I woke up today with mourning wood.

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JJ_Dubya t1_j58b9g5 wrote

They lay pipe 🤣

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GlassAsparagusSpears t1_j58dkxo wrote

They never do that much work, they're always screwing around.

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Mondo114 t1_j590ppi wrote

I dunno, it looks like pretty hard work to me.

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ChondroArt t1_j58csoq wrote

Damn it. Why did I click on this! 😆

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Geuji t1_j58ctpg wrote

Wet work. AssAssIn

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dustbunnydreams t1_j58i7mt wrote

It's all guinea pig stuff.

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Others simply try new products out. Gynecological ones mostly. Dragon dildo cam. How would you rate the texture of it? Does the size of it bother you? Do you feel more comfortable with a medically white color or maybe something darker? Any racist feelings against dwarves, any urges to hoarde gold up in a mountain fortress? Be honest, this is the place for honesty, if you can't trust your lover then isn't that a sad comment on our times uncle.

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BrainSqueezins t1_j591uv7 wrote

They work their glutes of course! All that thrusting?

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lau1247 t1_j59gpxb wrote

They sit around and play Poke-Her (poker)

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SoberNober t1_j59k0xa wrote

Atleast half of them have done your mom

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