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wattlewedo t1_j6lqe3b wrote

Love rug, soon to be Krusty Karpet.

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e430doug t1_j6lv23r wrote

Thank you for that. You put words to my thoughts.

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Corruptotron t1_j6lzmw3 wrote

Like special sauce into the rug.

It tied the room together!

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Mysterious_Joke_7408 t1_j6lw167 wrote

Wait what? Did you mean to word it that way as a joke? Please say you did bc I have not heard that one and it’s supposed to be the opposite way around. I may be taking it too literal so I gotta make sure lol😅

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broberds t1_j6lqzus wrote

The Love Rug is a little old place where we can stick together.

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AndyGHK t1_j6on3zg wrote

Got me a rug and it’s big as a lynx and it’s wet and fuckin’ stiiiiinks

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formenonly t1_j6lupxc wrote

$150 in like 1976 would be close to $800 today. Nuts.

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DickSmack69 t1_j6lyyw4 wrote

And judging by the look in his eyes, worth every penny.

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speedy45 t1_j6mmcta wrote

Not to mention that back in those days unless you were rich you had to go to the grocery store to RENT a steam cleaner!

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alaskaguyindk t1_j6mnw18 wrote

Ehhh renting shit was the norm and not really that big an issue. Its just gotten harder and harder to find places that aren’t scams or dogshit equipment.

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TheMikarin t1_j6ls6vx wrote

Is that Will Ferrell

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delsoldemon t1_j6lt3e3 wrote

Ted Danson getting that model work before Cheers

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belgianbeernfries t1_j6mcsvh wrote

"Sometimes you want to go Where the carpets knows your game And they're always glad you came ..."

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Smackatoo t1_j6m0mu5 wrote

Behold my magical sex carpet! Marvel at the deep shag! Join me over on the faux fur fuck rug.

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sillecoffeebeen t1_j6mmkh7 wrote

'Faux fur fuck rug' is the best phrase I've read on Reddit all day, and I've been stuck in here for four hours now.

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BrainSqueezins t1_j6ls4ua wrote

But does the carpet match the drapes?

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DirtyandDaft t1_j6mmdrk wrote

It can with the all new Love Drapes for 3 easy payments of 19.95 +s/h.

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Distinct_Distance137 t1_j6ltr7z wrote

Where do I buy this? This would be nice for our weekly furry meeting.

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vw-thing t1_j6lrs28 wrote

The rug burn would be epic!

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PinealFever t1_j6m22g1 wrote

Soon to be the Crab Carpet.

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Several_Rip4185 t1_j6m8woz wrote

“Choose Mink, Lynx or Jaguar.”

What, no Sex Panther?

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bohusblahut t1_j6luply wrote

Suggest cross post to r/powerwashingporn

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Mdmac1015 t1_j6lvyzc wrote

That is porn star- Randy West.

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NotoriousREV t1_j6me7ss wrote

For sale: 1 well used Love Rug, buyer removes. Needs long bed pickup as it won’t roll up or fold.

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thasnazgul t1_j6moelu wrote

Everyone that walks in the room: "What smells like a boys locker room, and they're all eating Long John Silver's?"

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MuthaPlucka t1_j6n1w3q wrote

“All I did was yoga and now I’m pregnant”

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seething_with_class t1_j6n9cr3 wrote

I mean, you throw it in the fireplace when you're done, right?

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TheMixerTheMaster t1_j6luw2b wrote

Aftermath of which? Laying on the rug, or sleeping with Hasselhoff over here?

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yoboirokz t1_j6m0rff wrote

As you stroke, it strokes.

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jordan_ogrady t1_j6m35il wrote

Sam Malone when he used to tend bar at Plato’s Retreat

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ChristOnABike122 t1_j6m47zt wrote

When it's done being a carpet you can use it as a wall.

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navicitizen t1_j6m62ny wrote

The Ron Burgundy Rug ladies and gentlemen!

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HUP t1_j6miv8p wrote

Is that Frank Stallone?

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JaysHoliday42420 t1_j6mjffb wrote

Rug burns have already toughened up my knees. What challenge could this possibly hope to have?

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kamai19 t1_j6ml3vg wrote

As you stroke, it strokes.

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Sofakingwhat1776 t1_j6mmddg wrote

Imagine the captions if one of these showed on a rug cleaning youtube channel.

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ChampionshipExtra635 t1_j6mn6rc wrote

This love rug washing machine strokes your love rug as you finish making love

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jomama823 t1_j6mobuf wrote

Ted Danson must have been hurting for work in the early years…

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harveyroux t1_j6mthrx wrote

Can probably buy one on Facebook marketplace and they throw in a black light for free.

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44035 t1_j6muxo4 wrote

He looks like someone who would end up on America's Most Wanted years later.

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shackleton01 t1_j6n0ih7 wrote

Machine washable. It's machine washable, right? MACHINE WASHABLE?!?

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Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j6ltfjk wrote

Boomers boomed in these blankets.

Their kids were raised with the leftover crusty blankets.

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shiroboi t1_j6lveo1 wrote

The crust is just a reminder of what an incredible time you had on the Love Rug!

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Dmenace89 t1_j6ly1hn wrote

My knees burn just reading this...

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GratefulPig t1_j6m1ca1 wrote

It’s gonna be covered with towels so I don’t see the point, beside going solo maybe.

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bigschmoog t1_j6m45bl wrote

Love Rug strongly suggests washing after each use, or you’ll get ants.

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Glendel66 t1_j6mvcl5 wrote

The love rug will make her scream as the shower later comes into contact with her knees which have been rubbed completely raw.

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ByronIrony t1_j6naahb wrote

Will Ferrell approved !

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Ok-Resist-556 t1_j6obkvo wrote

I'd imagine that it's value on the used market might be low.

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Molotov56 t1_j6p1z9f wrote

Is that Ted Danson?

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herbie53bug t1_j6lszbm wrote

After the Hoff takes you for a ride in KITT

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ErinBLAMovich t1_j6lxfbt wrote

A generation of furries -- that's the real aftermath.

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