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Djangasdad t1_j6kjoma wrote

They can shove that birdhouse right up their ass

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bigtig2 t1_j6kmlp1 wrote

Ouch...not an insertion-friendly shape, no?

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Rammstein_is_great t1_j6kmsru wrote

It has a flared base, according to reddit that means it is now primarily a butt plug

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Personal_Guest4270 t1_j6kk2vw wrote

It's a birdhouse..... until you apply 7 coats of high gloss polyurethane and squat on it for a pleasure filled Thursday evening. Well, that's what another guy told me.

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Flaky_Explanation t1_j6kt2c7 wrote

And you make sure your pet bird is inside it before plugging your ass up so it doesn't fly off at night. Then go to sleep.

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EmberanceTV t1_j6kir9w wrote

That's one way of getting your morning wood...

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dumdumdumz t1_j6kkyds wrote

Or…….butt splinters

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jimtobin t1_j6kkli0 wrote

Everything Everywhere All At Once vibes

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hungdown t1_j6ktb06 wrote

It's a wood pecker

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Syrinex t1_j6lmlai wrote

Rocketship!

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Riser_pads t1_j6kievy wrote

It’s never a bird house.

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Sofakingwhat1776 t1_j6km4cx wrote

So Walmart is selling dildos and butt plugs after all.

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Crypy0 t1_j6kmfdm wrote

Looks like the perfect home for a Woodcock 🤔👍🏻

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User03500 t1_j6lkx7c wrote

A mouse house. Easy , give me something hard to predict

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NeeDextrin t1_j6kl5yu wrote

buttplug-Skyrim Special Edition

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JuiceBox2OOO t1_j6km5ij wrote

Your mom's second best friday night

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SlinginCats t1_j6km9lu wrote

"MINI" Wood Birdhouses?? Forgive me master, for I have neglected my training.

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db720 t1_j6kmqi2 wrote

They could name that "chick sticks" and at least the name would be as ambiguous as the design

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Super_leo2000 t1_j6knjy2 wrote

It’s a birdhouse unless you want splinters and a hospital visit

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argama87 t1_j6kod9w wrote

Well then good news! It's a suppository.

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[deleted] t1_j6konik wrote

Or adventurous butt plug

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KJM31422 t1_j6kp5l5 wrote

Is there an r/thatsabuttplug ? Because this shit comes yo so frequently

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stavago t1_j6kp99q wrote

r/dontputthatupyourbutt

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Ricard728 t1_j6kpyn8 wrote

Put a bird on it and call it art!

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dogtroep t1_j6kqi17 wrote

THIS BASE IS NOT FLARED ENOUGH FOR YOU TO AVOID SEEING ME WHEN THINGS GO AWRY…

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Blanco932 t1_j6kruij wrote

.... If you're brave enough ....

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AnActualChicken t1_j6kse9f wrote

Not to put too fine a point on it

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Put a little birdhouse up your butt

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Sordsman t1_j6kuga7 wrote

Anything can be a birdhouse if you're brave enough.

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willett_art t1_j6kw8zz wrote

Something something… if you’re brave enough

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rhizo710 t1_j6kx0zx wrote

Noms artillery shells

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MacbookOnFire t1_j6kz8ox wrote

Is that $1.24? How can they possibly make a profit on that

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vector5633 t1_j6kzaem wrote

I don't think any amount of lube will help that go in....Oof!

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quintinn t1_j6l1aao wrote

Anything is a birdhouse if you try hard enough.

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jest6534 t1_j6l1luv wrote

It's a wizard tower

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Daveywheel t1_j6l1tzt wrote

….if you’re brave enough……

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New_Dragon_Lady t1_j6l2hna wrote

Anything can be a sex toy if you try hard enough- from person working in pathology lab

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spiceypisces t1_j6l4mra wrote

Birdhouses or Buttplugs sounds like Modest Mouse album. Rip Jeremiah

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avgsmoe t1_j6lbny1 wrote

Isn't that how the They Might Be Giants song goes? Put a little birdhouse in your hole...

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atomicsnarl t1_j6lfbti wrote

Paige! No!

At least varnish it first.

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morebitter t1_j6luokk wrote

That is a BIG or. That would be impressive.

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theArkys t1_j6m3ijv wrote

Or the dildo, if you brave enough

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talentedpup t1_j6mfd7w wrote

The real question is: are you brave enough?

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UnnecAbrvtn t1_j6mmix9 wrote

Or... "Am I walking through various stores looking for random things to shove up my ass. "

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Darth_M0L t1_j6mzobn wrote

That is actually for the removal of tapeworms. You catch a bird. Put it in the holder. Insert bird holder with the bird into your butt. The bird will become hungry in your butt and eat all the tape worms. Now you are cured.

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durntaur t1_j6ox37c wrote

Anything...if you're brave enough.

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Maddy186 t1_j6l7zlr wrote

Everything is a dildo if one is up for it.

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