Submitted by Texasmucho t3_10k4xdj in funny
[deleted] t1_j5odyil wrote
Scissor tag? Wtf that? Throw scissors at each other? You throw them like darts? Tomahawks?
SteakMenu t1_j5oec5b wrote
No it's like tag but when you're it you gotta scissor someone to make them it
[deleted] t1_j5oev7y wrote
Scissor someone? Is that like that lesbian sex position? What if the office is all dudes?
Due_Persimmon_5169 t1_j5of7jc wrote
YOLO!
SteakMenu t1_j5og51y wrote
Just gotta run them gooches together, it's mandatory team building
Texasmucho OP t1_j5oi39p wrote
Wait…I did this post and I can determine what scissor tag is. It’s when you chase each other around and tag with scissors instead of your hand. I wanted something to sound real dangerous, like the kind of thing you would never do. Especially at work. I wanted to plant this idea “Gee, scissor tag is a bad idea” then present the “dirty joke at work” option and create a quandary
Noonesbizniz420 t1_j5oiozc wrote
Where I work the dirty joke thing isn't dangerous at all lol. They get told by men, women, bosses, and employees equally. Now a racist joke might get you a few looks, but dirty? Everyone is into those.
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