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Imm0 t1_j5p89lv wrote

I'm mostly shocked, someone didn't actually piss, on this instructional memo.

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jordantask t1_j5pclot wrote

It’s not that that should shock you. It’s how quickly they’re able to replace it with a fresh copy.

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jxj24 t1_j5p8k9l wrote

"assure".

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MeatHamster t1_j5pj3b6 wrote

Step 2 is practically impossible. There is ALWAYS small droplets of pee spraying back out of the urinal or toilet bowl. No matter where you aim or how weak your stream is.

It's easy to notice when you pee nude or without pants.

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calmodulin2 t1_j5ra5oj wrote

Instructions unclear, being held by Wal Mart security for going full nude at the urinal

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misterjip t1_j5pqwog wrote

Whoever wrote this is suffering from high blood pressure, they should probably cut back on salt.

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Cowpriest t1_j5qko2d wrote

I heard sometimes thers shet outside of the turlet.

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Outrageous_Zebra_221 t1_j5q98cd wrote

Instructions unclear, decided to sit down instead...

...why is my back wet?

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cat_selling_souls t1_j5qjcp9 wrote

I read this list in Dante Hicks voice.

He wasn't supposed to be here today. He was clearly fed up having to clean the bathroom floor of piss as Randal sits on his ass on the lid of the toilet, reading an article from a magazine. I can almost see Dante's exhausted look as Randal complains about the innocuous story he just read.

Meanwhile, Jay and Silent Bob are stealing various items in the store because Randal didn't lock the door.

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