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I'm mostly shocked, someone didn't actually piss, on this instructional memo.

The day is young. Anything could happen in the afternoon

"assure".

It’s not that that should shock you. It’s how quickly they’re able to replace it with a fresh copy.

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Step 2 is practically impossible. There is ALWAYS small droplets of pee spraying back out of the urinal or toilet bowl. No matter where you aim or how weak your stream is.

It's easy to notice when you pee nude or without pants.

Whoever wrote this is suffering from high blood pressure, they should probably cut back on salt.

Instructions unclear, decided to sit down instead...

...why is my back wet?

I read this list in Dante Hicks voice.

He wasn't supposed to be here today. He was clearly fed up having to clean the bathroom floor of piss as Randal sits on his ass on the lid of the toilet, reading an article from a magazine. I can almost see Dante's exhausted look as Randal complains about the innocuous story he just read.

Meanwhile, Jay and Silent Bob are stealing various items in the store because Randal didn't lock the door.

I heard sometimes thers shet outside of the turlet.

Instructions unclear, being held by Wal Mart security for going full nude at the urinal

Ensure? Twats