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Spire t1_j7kihed wrote

> The watches were sold in slate blue/burnt orange, charcoal/smoke gray, blue gray/silver gray, and a special edition co-branded with Adidas in ink blue/silver gray.

If you bought a watch in burnt orange, charcoal, or smoke gray, you are not entitled to a refund.

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Still_kinda_hungry t1_j7kn0e8 wrote

Yeah, fuck other people's preferences

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Shavethatmonkey t1_j7kx5v9 wrote

I may not be an expert on comedy but I'm like 99.9% sure that was a joke.

And a pretty decent one. I'll explain. The joke hinges on the fact that those colors have names that relate to things burning, like burnt orange, or smoke gray. Or the end result of burning, charcoal.

And that's a joke.

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Still_kinda_hungry t1_j7lkvd2 wrote

Jesus, I am so damn defensive over the dumbest shit. This went so far over my head it may as well have been a Chines spy balloon.

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Spire t1_j7n3754 wrote

In retrospect, I guess I should've just gone with this.

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