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WardenEdgewise t1_jarlyl1 wrote

Instead of a robot dog, wouldn’t it be better to design a robot bear, or a robot wolverine?

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FriedRamen13 t1_jarpim3 wrote

Robot cocaine bear

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KyurMeTV t1_jarue1y wrote

Right, but that would cut into the CIA’s domestic distribution supply. Can’t have that.

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VaVaValentine t1_jas3q4o wrote

Who does the cocaine, operator or the bear, or both togethear

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6fingerartguy t1_jat0ajm wrote

If it's the operator I am so joining the army! Hey Rick, watch me make this bear shit in the woods!! After I maul everyone in the mess hall.

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squarybuttholes t1_jaum0br wrote

Nobody likes to do coke alone, not even semi autonomous killer robot dogs bro

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Khourieat t1_jarpj02 wrote

Robot honey badger.

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WardenEdgewise t1_jarrjx4 wrote

That’s the real question. Who would win, robot Wolverine or robot honey badger?

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6fingerartguy t1_jat0crt wrote

Honey badger, duh .

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WardenEdgewise t1_jat1ayh wrote

Really? You probably prefer a catapult to a trebuchet as well.

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Easy_Kill t1_jatnfa5 wrote

Meh. Catapults are superior. A1 with nothing but SRM6s in close range will wreck any treb you can find.

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Paradox68 t1_javd2vs wrote

Oh god I saw the robot bear in that one anime and all I can say is ABORT. Do NOT create robot bears. Avoid at all cost.

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diacewrb OP t1_jarojhx wrote

A robot bear would be too Russian though.

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Knyfe-Wrench t1_jasuzn9 wrote

>robot wolverine

I'm the bleepst there is at what I bloop

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A_Gent_4Tseven t1_jaudfw3 wrote

I do think a robot version of Weapon X could be possible… but should we??!

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DevoidHT t1_jartn63 wrote

There are robotic mules. Robots designed to carry equipment, water, food, etc over rough terrain.

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ausnee t1_jas71y2 wrote

Dogs are more loyal than bears or wolverines

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ShadowDV t1_jatm3kb wrote

“robot wolverine”

Then you would need to build a robot Jim Harbaugh to coach it, and it would choke in every important firefight.

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