[deleted] t1_jc7mdls wrote on March 14, 2023 at 5:05 PM

Right? I’m not getting up to walk away because I want to keep being productive. I’m getting up to walk away because I need a mental break.

LittleLordFuckleroy1 t1_jc871s3 wrote on March 15, 2023 at 12:11 AM

I get up to walk away because I have crippling performance anxiety and I’m procrastinating the most important things on my docket long enough to get to my next meeting, after which I’m going home.

jjj49er t1_jca805q wrote on March 15, 2023 at 12:13 PM

Peter Gibbons?

Pi99y92 t1_jcaf29z wrote on March 15, 2023 at 1:13 PM

It me?

Eccomi21 t1_jcb14wh wrote on March 15, 2023 at 3:43 PM

You must be the 25 people not answering my reminders that they need to do their fucking work

VoDoka t1_jc9btim wrote on March 15, 2023 at 5:30 AM

It is a stunningly destructive fiction to believe that an 8-hour office day means 8 hours of office work.

lastWallE t1_jca60k8 wrote on March 15, 2023 at 11:54 AM

Like do they think I stay at the computer if I need to go to the toilet?

jjj49er t1_jca84sg wrote on March 15, 2023 at 12:14 PM

They'll need to install an auto-wipe so you can keep both hands on the keyboard.

VoDoka t1_jcaa4lw wrote on March 15, 2023 at 12:32 PM

Management be like: "Imma check the bathrooms for typing noises!"

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Soulphite t1_jc738f8 wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:01 PM