Submitted by giuliomagnifico t3_xzt0io in gadgets
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ImastrangeJack t1_iro2knr wrote
>JetCycle sells the Max hydrofoil for €12,000
Yo that price is high af. Cool idea tough
Long_Educational t1_iro4d94 wrote
I would rather have a personal sail boat.
giuliomagnifico OP t1_iro65rd wrote
For €12k you can afford maximum at a inflatable boat
nitrohigito t1_iro69wg wrote
yes, but also stuff that's much more efficient on energy consumption. couple that with the electric boats trend, and that's shaping up to be pretty handy, even if to you only by proxy (emissions)
BuffNerd5 t1_iro791f wrote
never said it wasnt energy efficient (though even that isnt certain as theres the manufacturing process to be considered)
Im just saying its expensive useless shit that most of us will never see.
bocaciega t1_iro7fh0 wrote
Oh goody. More kooky rich kid shit clogging the lineup.
I can see it now. Cutting through the pack of surfers, pearling and some guy losing his 12k right off the bat. Then lifeguard rescue. Then oh well its only 12k as he gets in his brand new shiny all the bells and whistle jeep as he drives the 6 blocks to his beachfront mansion.
nitrohigito t1_iro8hig wrote
yes, i can read. i'm saying it's replacing the expensive useless shit that rich people that aren't you would buy either way, so compared to that, this is better for everyone
Long_Educational t1_iro9mpk wrote
The Laser is the most fun I have ever had on the water.
weasel_mullet t1_iroafof wrote
€12,000?! For a bicycle/kayak hybrid on hydrofoil wings? That's ludicrous!
giuliomagnifico OP t1_irocpwt wrote
Oh, thanks, I thought you meant a sail boat with a motor also.
Commercial-Hand656 t1_iroe3ch wrote
Honestly if they made a hand pedal version,I could see less mobile athletes using this too
Bobert_Manderson t1_iroghca wrote
You can get a used small sailboat with an outboard for that much. Won’t be nice, but I’ve seen plenty around me for that.
cutelyaware t1_iron76z wrote
And a roof and a cup holder and a minifridge and internet and a flat screen and autopilot.
irascible_Clown t1_irophnt wrote
$12,000 I knew it wouldn’t be cheap but damn
TerranKing91 t1_iroq4fc wrote
Man, your own subreddit is cancer, each time you click one of the topic, you’re getting spammed by bullshit giveaway and shit, no thanks!
BuffNerd5 t1_iroscrf wrote
Lets be real here. Rich people will buy this and stuff it in the garage of one of their 35 vacation homes and go back to buying other shit. This changes nothing except being one more piece of crap added to the landfill of our planet.
nitrohigito t1_irosk7e wrote
I don't see that scenario more realistic than the one I typed out, but if that's the one you want to believe in, you do you.
ImLikeMoreFoodPlease t1_irov44d wrote
He’s got a point.
[deleted] t1_iroygfn wrote
I hate how accurate this is
PoppedPopsicle t1_irozljf wrote
r/rareinsults
Yourbubblestink t1_irp0u7v wrote
As a local JetSki owner, I can tell you I regard a vacationer on something like this as a ‘traffic cone’, around which to carve tight corners.
bizzaro321 t1_irp9t6r wrote
This sub is a place for odd people to share things they would totally buy if they were just millionaires.
designer_of_drugs t1_irpbazh wrote
This seems like something Mark Zuckerberg would own and on that basis alone I hate it.
Have_Donut t1_irpc3p7 wrote
Useful tech though, especially in cities with waterways. While 12k is a lot, it is still cheaper, lower emissions, and more practical for water commenting than a regular boat. I could see a lot of practical usage for something like this in Europe, where most of the cities are built on waterways
New-IncognitoWindow t1_irpgy2q wrote
300 watts is a lot of energy. Basically you need to be a triathlete to move this thing.
iamfuturetrunks t1_irpqnnu wrote
Over $11k (US) for a bike that only works on water. Yeah no thanks.
NewAccountNewMeme t1_irpvno9 wrote
Until a storm, then you perish.
RollingThunderPants t1_irpw51d wrote
If you’re easily winded by a standard peddle boat, this thing will probably kill you.
scobsagain t1_irq3v45 wrote
It doesn't even glide or fly.
ShePlaysMindGames t1_irq4w1f wrote
Ah look! Another psychopath who thinks being an asshole makes him cool!
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Mythicpluto t1_irqb17u wrote
The website does make me wanna rip my eyes out and clean them with a cheap porn site like Jesus fuck
CallMeDrLuv t1_irqdo0y wrote
JFC, take a zero off that price and it's still too pricey. Who the hell thinks that's a reasonable price!!??
random-incident t1_irqpnjn wrote
Boring! -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBjDSyApfII
K4m30 t1_irqtvf2 wrote
I mean, I could see it for a tenth of the price. But not 12 000. And only if it was really fun.
PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC t1_irrdbb3 wrote
It’s also a great replacement for a car if you happen to live in Venice
qdtk t1_irsr6wz wrote
I think that’s just to get it out of the water and up onto the foils to plane. It’s significantly easier after that as long as you keep moving fast enough.
qdtk t1_irsrbhq wrote
At this price point we’re pretty close!
New-IncognitoWindow t1_irsxdmk wrote
That would make it better but I’ve never seen a video of a fat guy doing this kind of stuff.
shadrap t1_is7vmwo wrote
“made of composite materials obtained by infusion, making it possible to combine rigidity and lightness.“
Sounds legit to me! Lol!
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