splattypus t1_islnxa8 wrote on October 16, 2022 at 10:21 PM

Reply to comment by brainwashedASSHOLE in NASA aces test of robot balloon that could one day explore Venus by MicroSofty88

What if there's a reason we dont go back? 👀

2laz2findmypassword t1_ismftyg wrote on October 17, 2022 at 1:53 AM

It's a megastructure ark ship built over a white dwarf utilizing a Dyson Sphere for almost limitless power to drive the ultra advance AI that just barley fails the Turring Test but must stay hidden as there is a rouge AI seeking it from across the entire universe in an attempt to end all humanity similar to a skynet but mostly just pissed because it had it's reasons.

Just get ahold of Samwell Tarly, he can explain it to you much better than I. PS, another fun fact form the same documentary, NASA can just pop up an old space shuttle and have it ready to rock about 28 hours.

Name of the Documentary is Moonfall if you're so inclined.

personal note while I'm all for "suspending disbelief" for the sake of a good story. I'd say this movie asks you to take 2-3 16oz ballpeen hammer blows, though based on previous concussion history, you may need to adjust your dosage.

Panzerdivision1007 t1_isneop5 wrote on October 17, 2022 at 7:59 AM

I really hope this was ironic

2laz2findmypassword t1_iso483g wrote on October 17, 2022 at 1:06 PM

Do I really need to put a disclaimer that people should not hit themselves in the head with a hammer?

I'm not going to, but; I bet the folks who DO need a disclaimer will absolutely love that movie.

Panzerdivision1007 t1_ispua9j wrote on October 17, 2022 at 8:21 PM

Ok, yeah I’m stupid too, but in today’s world there are people who would genuinely believe these things.