Supafly22 t1_j24c4tj wrote
Jokes on them. All they’ll hear is me and my wife arguing about how much seasoning I use when I cook.
obolobolobo t1_j24ffrj wrote
Nice try. You’re cooking meth.
Supafly22 t1_j24g1yy wrote
Technically I didn’t lie.
HotSalsaAssFire t1_j24yyy1 wrote
They argue about how much chili powder he adds to the meth.
Supafly22 t1_j253rmo wrote
ITS CALLED BRANDING
Am__I__Sam t1_j25mh7h wrote
It's artisanal, he's using spices
Supafly22 t1_j26hy2s wrote
Artisanal, organic meth. The kind of meth you’d find at the local farmer’s market instead of those big box retailers. Meth made with love.
l3lasphemy t1_j26t88p wrote
Gimme some of that gluten free meth plz.
Radiation___Dude t1_j263kno wrote
Chili P?
Independent-Deal-192 t1_j27q0sn wrote
Tuco hates chili powder
Databit t1_j2944rw wrote
Why does this meth have so much coriander?
obolobolobo t1_j29bz75 wrote
These hardened criminals have code words for everything.
luckydwarf t1_j28lgix wrote
Make sure when you post your meth recipe to include a 10,000 word blog post that covers what it was like growing up, what meth meant to you as a child, how nothing can beat grandma's methcakes, etc. And I want ads. A LOT of ads. Make it almost impossible to navigate without having an aneurysm.
Supafly22 t1_j28whp1 wrote
It’ll absolutely have at least 1000 words and pictures of us refinishing the hardwood in our meth lab.
ChalkDoxie t1_j28qg8p wrote
Also a pop up for the newsletter, then a pop up add, a pop up discount spinner, and a pop up text message for discount. Also video ads, that don’t load right, and continue to move the screen on your mobile browser up and down.
SucksTryAgain t1_j273z6o wrote
We have an Alexa device and my wife and I see these articles about hackers etc. we’re like damn they’re gonna be massively disappointed when they get to us.
butterbutts317 t1_j28exkt wrote
Which one of you thinks mayo is spicy?
Supafly22 t1_j28wd24 wrote
Her. I love spiciness so I have to wait and individually season my plate. It’s not as effective.
slowlude t1_j27k02m wrote
I thought I was the only one..
twohubs t1_j282see wrote
My MIL was telling me that the Prime Rib was the easier meal to prepare on Xmas. My reply to her was it didn’t sound like it from the living room, as the FIL and MIL were arguing about how to season it.
ray_web t1_j289c1c wrote
Time is a greater gulf than space. Or for OP: Thyme does it
braveabandon t1_j294j5z wrote
Seasoning? Is that what we call arsenic these days?
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