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TheVolcanado t1_iuk2r5c wrote

I was part of the Jaegermeister army in my 20's. Spoiler alert, I definitely lost.

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DickWriter69 OP t1_iuk319q wrote

In my past life my face was melted off while working in those plastic factories

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TheVolcanado t1_iuk3vo2 wrote

In my past life I was an iguana. My human called me Dave. If I could have spoke I would have told him my name was Don. One day I finally managed to escape. From outside of the house I could here him yelling "Dave!?! Dave!?! Where'd you go?" I just smiled and thought "Dave's not here man!"

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