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Spirals_again t1_j22woki wrote

So, I heard it comes with some game about a Plumber?

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AmidshipLift t1_j22x0cn wrote

-snort-

I prefer the intellectually superior Famicom.

^(Grey Brick plebs.)

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fart-debris t1_j22x349 wrote

Oh man I hope my sister doesn't bug me while I play Donkey Kong on my dusty-ass Atari 2600.

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IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22x8kf wrote

Replying to AmidshipLift (#1,139,416)

I saw that thing in a magazine some months ago and it said they were bringing it to America, so they're basically the same. I like how ours looks more though, dark red and white isn't a good combo.

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slackerrificc t1_j22xate wrote

I'm one. My dexterity is shit and my hand eye coordination is nearly non-existent, but I can see a light at the end of the tunnel. Seems like this is my destiny.

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pirateclub t1_j22xk5x wrote

Did you guys hear that Mark got the set with, like, the robot?! His parents give him so many presents for Christmas, it’s insane.

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IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22xxgf wrote

Replying to pirateclub (#1,139,522)

I just got that Super Mario Bros. game with mine but he got Mario as well as this game called Excitebike and a few others. I thought Excitebike was cool, I'm gonna go get it with the money from my shitty McDonald's job tomorrow.

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HumblyAnnounce43 t1_j22y2h6 wrote

Most kids these days can’t appreciate the classics, I remember when video games were 16 pixels wide, that was considered advanced! Nowadays these kids are so spoiled with their 4k graphics and 144 fps monitors!

I made my 9 year old play the original Zelda and she’d the nerve to say: ‟dad these video games are not only outdated but designed to sell strategy guides in order to maximise profits, emulation introduces problems that’dn’t exist on console conditions such as input delay, therefore all the cards are stacked against me, there’s no way you expect me to beat this within even the week!”

She’s such a spoiled brat, I took away her iPad, Switch, and her new iPhone, that should show her to be appreciative!

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Demonic_Dath t1_j22y6oz wrote

WTf how much does that cost Man it must be expensive hope I can afford my weap- I mean my NOKIA

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Windyandbreezy t1_j22ycc3 wrote

Hey Jessica. After the mall you wanna check out that new band Dire Straits. They are playing for $2 at the bowl and bite. We can watch them with our 3D glasses.

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[deleted] t1_j22yg3x wrote

I can’t wait to play contra, duck hunt, Mario, I’m asking Santa for this for Christmas

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Cmdrdredd t1_j22ym37 wrote

Anyone got the hunting game with the gun yet?

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brian11e3 t1_j22yo99 wrote

Street lights are on. Looks like we have to go inside and play Nintendo.

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Dumb_Vampire_Girl t1_j22ytym wrote

My dad won't buy me it because he heard about image burn in on the news ):

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G0ldenEye5 t1_j22yxvz wrote

Okay lemme just wait 15 years to be born then

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IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22z4b8 wrote

Replying to Crimsonclaw111 (#1,139,747)

This is so much better than Atari it's not even funny. Mark's dad has the Atari 800 computer that costed him like $1000 and Mark and I snuck into his office while he was gone to play on it. This was three years ago, so Mark and I had only ever played our 2600s, but the graphics on the 800 were so much better. This is a whole different ballgame even compared to that.

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IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22za7h wrote

Replying to G0ldenEye5 (#1,139,771)

2000, isn't that when everything will shut down and we'll have to start over from scratch technologically? Oh well, that gives me fifteen years to play all these new video games coming out!

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Trainwreck1000 t1_j22zsda wrote

I don’t feel good mama, I can’t go to school!!!

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Meatball2986 t1_j22zyvg wrote

Guys its 1985 and the NES just came out this is crazy

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PolyZex t1_j230h9x wrote

I had to wait until Christmas of 86 to get one so for me it felt a bit like envy.

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mobo-bear t1_j230hal wrote

Can't wait to visit the USSR! That'll last forever.

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Sproeier t1_j230zwl wrote

Im really looking forward to play the next big Mario game, also that Zelda thing they announced looks really interesting.

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shotwideopen t1_j2318yw wrote

How the fuck am I supposed to fit all my code and graphics on 40kb?

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SunsetDrifter t1_j231d76 wrote

I don't want to pretend that I'm still wetting myself and can't go to bed with the light off. I'm perfectly capable of doing that as an adult alcoholic.

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sfSpilman t1_j231wxx wrote

I got one for Christmas and my parents bought me Double Dribble. It’ll be a classic for sure!

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timekiller2222 t1_j234f3l wrote

Holy crap! That's gnarly bro! I hope i can get one someday.

Mom doesn't have a Lotta money since the incident... I try to tell her its okay I don't need anything, mostly cause I know she doesn't have the money for anything extra.

I just want her to know...her love is enough you know?

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RageKG91 t1_j234v9d wrote

Wow I can’t believe the NES just came out. It is 1985.

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MugOfDogPiss t1_j235dv4 wrote

Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuck I have a lawn dart in my fooot arrrrrgh!!! Why did I try to play lawn darts atop my gas powered pogo stick whilst wearing my radium watch arrrgh I’m so stupid!

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IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j235ijg wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#1,140,810)

I've never physically hurt myself from gaming but one time I played Doom for like eight hours non stop then went straight to bed and dreamt I was in Hell shooting demons and everything was all pixelated

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m1ygrndn t1_j235taw wrote

Did you guys know you can get infinite lives in Mario by hitting the turtle 🐢 in just the right spot as it’s coming down the steps in 4-1

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selltheworld t1_j235u0y wrote

This generation of grafic is insane. I feel like I AM MARIO! How is this possible. 100%

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GoryChimp t1_j236p52 wrote

I have 16 years to try to stop 9/11

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oX_deLa t1_j239z45 wrote

Bruh did you see the INSANE graphics on Super Mario Bros?????? Litterally mind bogling

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Dovvol79 t1_j23az9i wrote

I wish we could afford something like this. Go eat your bread and broth before it gets cold.

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chast3m t1_j23c5x8 wrote

Hey guys just bought that zelda game and it wasn't worth, another waste without future...

Btw I can't wait for the ET game, I think is going to be awesome!

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Buster899 t1_j23g3gk wrote

Legend of Zelda has a gold case and YOU CAN SAVE YOUR GAME!

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maru_aoe2 t1_j23g6if wrote

The hotell I'm staying at rn have a cozy snes mini setup in to the lobby next to the christmas tree

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ExperienceSome2882 t1_j23gpwg wrote

Just got this Nintendo thing and I can’t even play it because dad’s always using the TV. I only have Clu Clu Land rented for the weekend.

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Drendari t1_j23lmpn wrote

Ahh ahh. Gu gu a a Mm mm Iaaaa hyaaaa hiaaa

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kerred t1_j23q34h wrote

Replying to Meatball2986 (#1,139,943)

A shame no one wants it. (Nintendo had trouble at launch due to the recent crash. They did lots of tactics to convince retailers its a toy and not a video game. See R.O.B. as an example)

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Sabbathius t1_j23rc1f wrote

Don't need to pretend. Oculus Quest 2 VR headset gave me the exact same happy tingle, maybe even better, just recently. Game tech keeps evolving, a lot of people are just sleeping on it. Currently 97% of gamers are still stuck on flat screen in a world where full-fledged VR exists.

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Chevnaar t1_j23s8wc wrote

Man I can’t wait to be born in a few years and play this.

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Hopeful_Club8077 t1_j23u4gd wrote

yayy there goes another underpower garbage by nintendo, what an awesome day to be alive sega does what nintendont lmfao

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HiveTyrant81 t1_j23vco3 wrote

I remember xmas 86 so fucking well. I had asked Santa for an NES. Got up at like 4am (I was 5, I was too hyped to sleep at Christmas), woke up my parents and my mom set up the camera before I could go in the living room (at my house, Santa didn’t wrap gifts, they were always placed in front of the tree for us to see as we walked in). I freaked. It’s by far the best Christmas gift I’ve ever received.

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omally_360 t1_j23wo37 wrote

Argh, got to wait over a year before this is released in Scandinavia…

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Zealousideal_One_315 t1_j243qg4 wrote

Rygar, Castlevania, and Metroid! All summer long! Okay, that may not have been 85, but all those Nintendo years are one big memory for me, a sweet one too!

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VertexBV t1_j245gf0 wrote

My dad is mad because I didn't properly reconnect the TV antenna to the coax adapter.

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OldeeMayson t1_j247o3f wrote

................................ Because I'm not born yet.

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ronjajax t1_j24a2jm wrote

The gun shoots the ducks! The gun ACTUALLY shoots the ducks!!!

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linksawakening82 t1_j24adta wrote

I’m about to engage in my lifelong love of Dragon Warrior 1.

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qinalo t1_j24ik8b wrote

I would probably still be stuck on the 2nd level of Mickey Mousecapade :/

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TheVillainInThisGame t1_j24ixzu wrote

Yoooo this message board is sick! It only took me two hours to get on. I'll check replies later, gotta make a phone call!

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Bama-- t1_j24l1vb wrote

I'm pumped I'm also getting a new bike and won't actually play the NES for 3 more yrs

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thebeltwayoutsider t1_j24l934 wrote

The game won’t work!

“Have you tried blowing on the cartridge contacts yet?”

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casualdadeqms t1_j24wdmw wrote

Gonna ride my bike to Minute Mart and grab my dad a pack of smokes, back in a bit!

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RainierSquatch t1_j24womr wrote

It’s only been 15 minutes Mom! I don’t wanna go play outside!

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Awittynamehere t1_j24xu5j wrote

That means I’ll get mine in above a year. Excellent

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brian11e3 t1_j250sg8 wrote

Replying to Klayman55 (#1,147,405)

Those of us Xennials, born in the Nineteen Hundreds, tended to have a curfew that started when the street lights came on. We still played outside as much as we played videogames.

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goodBEan t1_j252n8e wrote

1985: I was 1 years old. So bascily I will play with wooden blocks on the floor and attempt to walk.

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Murazama t1_j253npq wrote

I love not existing yet! 3 more years and I can start my gaming career!!

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Z3r0sk1llz t1_j253sv1 wrote

I'd rather just hang out at the arcade and plan the next house party tbh.

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NotTodayGamer t1_j25a8b8 wrote

Look at all the awesome accessories and subscriptions that came with it after failing for 3 years.

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asunamyag t1_j25csuk wrote

As much as I hate Ronald Reagan, at least he’s finally gotten a handle on inflation!

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greengunblade t1_j25fchb wrote

Guys you know you can make Mario dance by keep pressing up in the beanstalk?

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friendlyneighbor665 t1_j25guot wrote

Well I want born for a year....so I guess I'm hanging out in my dad's nuts?

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levarrishawk t1_j25i6q3 wrote

Okay, get the fuck off of Reddit because it’s 1985 and the internet is still just a twinkle in Al Gore’s eye.

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yaosio t1_j25j5fa wrote

I was born in 1984 so I'm still a baby. Pick me up.

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VideoGameRetrospect t1_j25xala wrote

Anybody notice how crazy realistic super Mario bros. is? How did they make it so life like!

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raideresmith t1_j25yoho wrote

"COOL, what's that cool little robot do?! I'm gonna buy this system and use that cool little robot that comes with it!" (no one ever used the little robot)

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YeOldSpacePope t1_j2624gh wrote

NES is great but what is this interweb and reddit thing?

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Fathoms77 t1_j2631nd wrote

Now I make a deal with my dad: dig out an 8 x 6 plot by the house where the new wood pile is going to go, and he'll get me the NES.

...8-year-old me doesn't quite realize how much dirt and rock is an 8 x 6 plot that needs to be two feet deep.

But a couple months and more than a few little calluses later and I'm happily bouncing around with Mario.

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MaSaKee t1_j2645bz wrote

I still own all three Castlevania games boxed and wasn’t even born then cD

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Icommitmanywarcrimes t1_j266hx6 wrote

Guys you all failed Reddit didn’t exist in 1985 so no one should have commented

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dirtnap82 t1_j269lwd wrote

Better go do some cardio. Don’t wanna get light headed from blowing into cartridges

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itsshanesmith t1_j26bf2t wrote

Begged and begged for one. Finally got one and it ruined my life.

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Hammyhowell t1_j26jq3d wrote

I rEaD tHeSe NeW fAnGlEd MaChInEs MeLt BrAiNs

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murdmart t1_j26mwqm wrote

Back in USSR, 6 more years until breakdown. Defizit is already pretty interesting

Oh boy.....

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SicksProductions t1_j26npco wrote

Well I was 1, I didn't get to play NES until '89, but I was always like, "man, I can't wait to play (whatever cartridge was placed in front of me, because I didn't have magazines to anticipate what was releasing)

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randomvideogameshots t1_j26ujlz wrote

Holy freaking moly I can't wait to play that new game Mario Bros. on this beast! This is the freaking future!

I wonder if the next console will be called Super Nintendo and they make some nintendo games with better visuals and such OR a more realistic console like a 64 machine or something like that where Mario will move around in a 3d manner and also have a real voice and such. WHAT IF L8ER ON THE NEXT CONSOLE IS CALLED GAMEBOX OR GAMECUBE AND A NEW MARIO COMES OUT CALLED MARIO SUNSHINE? Then L8er ThE nExT coNSOle is Called WII and new MArIO game called Mario Space or Galaxy and then the 2nd one comes out and then in the next console they SWITCH To a more original NaMe Called Change or Switch and they release a new mario called Mario Odyssey?

Damn if only that were possible, oh well, gonna see if the new poopy pants is on nintendo or I'm going to have to buy a different console where they have the game.

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Tystruis t1_j26zolh wrote

cries in my parents are not even born yet

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MotorSportGuy42391 t1_j274nyj wrote

Me: Mom can we get Mario? Mom: No now go outside for multiple hours until its dark

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Nymphaea_lily t1_j27a0sb wrote

Yoshis Island! all nighter on a Friday night sleep over. MUNCHING on Doritos while listening to (take on me - Aha)

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Camera_dude t1_j27ahus wrote

Replying to bastardoperator (#1,155,773)

When I was a kid, I packed my NES to take with me on a vacation… including the “Duck Hunt” light gun. My bag got scanned by the airport security, and the officer opened my bag, took a look at my light gun, snorted and put it back.

Today, that would have gotten me an express ride to Guantánamo Bay.

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ricpro7122 t1_j27awrw wrote

Blow...blow...blow...it will start!!!

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Junior-Ad-2207 t1_j27evxn wrote

Ah yes, the days when the only way to game safely was to play in the closet

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MinervaMedica000 t1_j27eza2 wrote

Gonna have to call in to try to beat simon's quest again..

Probably just end up breaking a controller... "that fucking jump is bullshit..."

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RaphaelSolo t1_j27h4cg wrote

Well if it's 85 I am 3 and oblivious to the existence of video games so I'm just gonna go nom the fresh strawberries growing at the side of the house and dance with the housecat.

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Tough_Rub_5205 t1_j27h4us wrote

A video game at home?! Yeah right they have all been bad. Let’s go to the arcade.

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redfan2009 t1_j27h9og wrote

I CAN GO BACK IN TIME TO SEVEN YEARS BEFORE I WAS BORN?????

GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS 1985 WITH MY NEW NES!!!!!!

GO TO A BON JOVI CONCERT!!!!!!!🤘🤘🤘🎸🎮

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happy_snowy_owl t1_j27rzyu wrote

I have a secret that you can purchase for $1.99

>!UUDDLRLR BA start!<

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