Critical Hits

Submitted by Laralas t3_zz3nkd in gaming

Petition to have weiner shots count as critical hits like head shots.

Edit: I meant for the balls to be included by default. I also used “weiner” since I assumed that the “D” would get me in trouble. I’m very new to Reddit. Plus, a little special.

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EarlGrey_Picard t1_j2990ma wrote

If I melee you in the balls I want it to force you to crouch and movement be slowed by 90% for 60 seconds.

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Mindless-Umpire7420 t1_j2d6ysr wrote

But melee hits can’t headshot lol

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MrJanuarry t1_j2980fx wrote

Technically, it would still be a "head" shot. So yeah, I'm in!

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Kola18_97 t1_j29bg5z wrote

Saints Row 2 counted nutshots as kills in the combat tricks mechanic.

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Redoneter593 t1_j29zw49 wrote

I think it counted as a head for damage bonuses in SR3/4 and not an instead kill.

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murderouscow101 t1_j2axs0v wrote

I seem to recall it popping on the screen as "shot a dick head in the dick head" 🤣

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Shnitzel_von_S t1_j2azapv wrote

Punch a dick head in the dick head was one of the first choices in saints row 4 while you're still the president on a not-destroyed earth

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nemo1080 t1_j299jjj wrote

Shoot someone in the dick and they just stop in their tracks and brain themselves

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MRich92 t1_j2a10vt wrote

MGS games had dick shots count as a one-hitter.

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NEONT1G3R t1_j2bm07n wrote

Technically still a headshot

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Crueltea t1_j299ko4 wrote

Not weiner but balls definitely

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WhoseverSlinky0 t1_j29au3x wrote

It comes in the package, like if you look mr. Putin wrong then you just insulted the entire soviet union and declared ww3

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freshlikeuhhhhh t1_j29asmh wrote

Now THIS is an initiative that I can get behind!

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prncssbbygrl t1_j29k1w5 wrote

This exists in Sniper Elite games. Called testicle shots

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Sub_Urban25 t1_j2a1izr wrote

Seriously? Didn't know that. Do you get the X-Ray?

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Shnitzel_von_S t1_j2azoyj wrote

Yeah dude, and you watch those suckers pop. Funny enough, in one of the SE games you can shoot hitler in the nuts, and it shows that he only has one testicle as he (supposedly) did in real life

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Sub_Urban25 t1_j2b0dkt wrote

Huh. Never played those games so I wouldn't know that.

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prncssbbygrl t1_j2a9edj wrote

Yes! I believe you can adjust the frequency of the x-ray cinematic shot in settings to happen every time. A testicle shot is rare and hard to get so you want to put those settings all the way up!

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Thrillhouu t1_j2adu2y wrote

Sniper elite ball shot x-ray kills might be the most fun ive ever had

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longen01 t1_j2dldhz wrote

This is a great idea and I will add this to my games to spread the message.

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TheWhiteRabbit74 t1_j2dzvwc wrote

The first RDR did something that surprised me on multiplayer that I honestly haven’t seen outside of the Sniper Elite series: rewarded you for a heart shot. Just as deadly, honestly.

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OrangeYawn t1_j2984ie wrote

Crits aren't death shots. They are shots meant for extreme damage.

I second this motion. Unprotected weenies should be crits. But just one maybe lol.

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Extension-System-974 t1_j2ahzil wrote

So if you hit a woman the attack is absorbed and spit out as a baby?

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baneofallfate05 t1_j29jlts wrote

Yea but for REALLY evil enemies, not the ones that commit robberies n stuff because its the only way out of poverty

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