Petition to have weiner shots count as critical hits like head shots.
Edit: I meant for the balls to be included by default. I also used “weiner” since I assumed that the “D” would get me in trouble. I’m very new to Reddit. Plus, a little special.
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MrJanuarry t1_j2980fx wrote
Technically, it would still be a "head" shot. So yeah, I'm in!
OrangeYawn t1_j2984ie wrote
Crits aren't death shots. They are shots meant for extreme damage.
I second this motion. Unprotected weenies should be crits. But just one maybe lol.
EarlGrey_Picard t1_j2990ma wrote
If I melee you in the balls I want it to force you to crouch and movement be slowed by 90% for 60 seconds.
nemo1080 t1_j299jjj wrote
Shoot someone in the dick and they just stop in their tracks and brain themselves
Crueltea t1_j299ko4 wrote
Not weiner but balls definitely
freshlikeuhhhhh t1_j29asmh wrote
Now THIS is an initiative that I can get behind!
WhoseverSlinky0 t1_j29au3x wrote
It comes in the package, like if you look mr. Putin wrong then you just insulted the entire soviet union and declared ww3
Kola18_97 t1_j29bg5z wrote
Saints Row 2 counted nutshots as kills in the combat tricks mechanic.
UndeadKrakken t1_j29bkob wrote
Yes but only in games where it's tonally appropriate
Aggravating_Fox_3161 t1_j29cqmw wrote
I agree
WorldsBiggestNarcist t1_j29cvkq wrote
Random crits are fair and balanced
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baneofallfate05 t1_j29jlts wrote
Yea but for REALLY evil enemies, not the ones that commit robberies n stuff because its the only way out of poverty
prncssbbygrl t1_j29k1w5 wrote
This exists in Sniper Elite games. Called testicle shots
Creation33 t1_j29oehe wrote
Redoneter593 t1_j29zw49 wrote
I think it counted as a head for damage bonuses in SR3/4 and not an instead kill.
MRich92 t1_j2a10vt wrote
MGS games had dick shots count as a one-hitter.
Sub_Urban25 t1_j2a1izr wrote
Seriously? Didn't know that. Do you get the X-Ray?
prncssbbygrl t1_j2a9edj wrote
Yes! I believe you can adjust the frequency of the x-ray cinematic shot in settings to happen every time. A testicle shot is rare and hard to get so you want to put those settings all the way up!
Fragrant_Ad_7882 t1_j2aaryo wrote
this will be call of duty in 2014 😂😂
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Thrillhouu t1_j2adu2y wrote
Sniper elite ball shot x-ray kills might be the most fun ive ever had
Extension-System-974 t1_j2ahzil wrote
So if you hit a woman the attack is absorbed and spit out as a baby?
Explosive-Space-Mod t1_j2akopi wrote
Yeah, but your mom likes to get in front of them..... OHHHHHH GOTTEEEEMMMMM
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ogonga t1_j2ax1qn wrote
Animal Crossing
murderouscow101 t1_j2axs0v wrote
I seem to recall it popping on the screen as "shot a dick head in the dick head" 🤣
Shnitzel_von_S t1_j2azapv wrote
Punch a dick head in the dick head was one of the first choices in saints row 4 while you're still the president on a not-destroyed earth
Shnitzel_von_S t1_j2azoyj wrote
Yeah dude, and you watch those suckers pop. Funny enough, in one of the SE games you can shoot hitler in the nuts, and it shows that he only has one testicle as he (supposedly) did in real life
Sub_Urban25 t1_j2b0dkt wrote
Huh. Never played those games so I wouldn't know that.
murderouscow101 t1_j2b0oqd wrote
That was it, thanks! God I love that game
Sc4r4byte t1_j2b23qt wrote
that's more of a status effect than a critical hit.
Lanky_Seesaw5873 t1_j2bkgzf wrote
NEONT1G3R t1_j2bm07n wrote
Technically still a headshot
RedditLuvsCensorship t1_j2cdkeo wrote
Critical hits often result in a status effect; eg physical crit can cause bleeding or getting crit in the crotch can cause
Mindless-Umpire7420 t1_j2d6ysr wrote
But melee hits can’t headshot lol
longen01 t1_j2dldhz wrote
This is a great idea and I will add this to my games to spread the message.
TheOGHesaBipolarBear t1_j2duz9r wrote
I’ve played several games where melee to the head registers as a critical hit
Mindless-Umpire7420 t1_j2dv3kq wrote
Only games like that I know of is dying light and phantom forces on roblox lmao
EarlGrey_Picard t1_j2dzd74 wrote
Pretty sure Halo 1 was big on this.
TheWhiteRabbit74 t1_j2dzvwc wrote
The first RDR did something that surprised me on multiplayer that I honestly haven’t seen outside of the Sniper Elite series: rewarded you for a heart shot. Just as deadly, honestly.
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