IDoPokeSmot t1_j781y6f wrote on February 4, 2023 at 8:04 PM

Reply to comment by Rondaru in Just a Man Sleeping With Two Kitties by ZGeekie

I'm fatter than your average human.... Sharks might mistake me for a whale. To a cheetah, im probably a buffet on a conveyor belt.

Rondaru t1_j783c2i wrote on February 4, 2023 at 8:14 PM

If you have the decency to just drop dead yourself perhaps. The jaw muscles of a cheetah are too weak to break the neck of any animal our size, and evolution isn't kind to predators that try to tackle much larger animals without an instant-kill strategy.

IDoPokeSmot t1_j784eyb wrote on February 4, 2023 at 8:22 PM

If it's a fair fight, maybe, but if he spots me and triggers the flight, not fight reflex, his teeth are going in me like a hot knife thur butter.

Rondaru t1_j785fc8 wrote on February 4, 2023 at 8:29 PM

Well, fortunately for you cheetahs are more prone to take flight. Comes from not being an apex predator in their habitat and those damn lions always wanting to bully them.

But yeah, if it would come to a fight, their sharp teeth and claws will win over your munchies and fingernails.