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CptMurphy27 t1_j8omlk7 wrote
Because you’re silly.
famous47 t1_j8pzpeb wrote
Working on one for you, George. I’m using ravioli.
Boostedbird23 t1_j8q870k wrote
Million to one shot, doc! Million to one!
PapiSurane t1_j8qw4j8 wrote
He had to use corkscrew pasta.
AnAussieBloke t1_j8t2lf1 wrote
Hey, The Assman's in town!
Zduum t1_j8p23bl wrote
Every single time I see fusilli in the grocery store I immediately think this.
Riff_Moranis t1_j8qneps wrote
I came to the comments knowing I'd see this, with an upvote in hand.
Ricky_Rollin t1_j8rjmlc wrote
That’s all I could think about!
JohnBarnson t1_j8t1j2i wrote
It was a one-in-a-million shot, doc.
Detroit_Doc_City t1_j91c6jj wrote
Hello Jerry!
nemo1080 t1_j91d3rw wrote
Heeellloooooooooo
WarOnTheShore t1_j91wuu3 wrote
La la laaaaaa
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ieatsilicagel t1_j8onx8y wrote
I could probably watch this forever.
andreaippo t1_j8p6bl7 wrote
Day 2 here and still going strong.
Will have to shower, shave and get back to work eventually.
Zee_tv t1_j8sxp0l wrote
I love this response. Thanks for the laugh
andreaippo t1_j8t0tg5 wrote
You're welcome, glad I put a smile on someone's face 😊
ArgonianWhoSeekGod t1_j8tfdw6 wrote
Why you putted your smile on they face? >.>
andreaippo t1_j8vlsbf wrote
Cause putting stuff on other stuff is what I do 👍
LevJveL t1_j8t5m3z wrote
I just want you to know that I was your 69 upvote. Treasure this
andreaippo t1_j8vlqfy wrote
Nice
geobioguy t1_j8tawbr wrote
Imagine if the hair on your face grew out like this
GrumpyOlBastard t1_j8q9kc4 wrote
Such a smooth loop
DJ_BowelMovement t1_j8q7tq9 wrote
dare you
Drockie5 t1_j8sbre4 wrote
What's stopping you?
ieatsilicagel t1_j8sjwcp wrote
Human life span.
octohedron82 t1_j8vlfx1 wrote
Wait till you see what happens at the end
JGCIII t1_j8ofmcw wrote
One in a million shot, Doc!
Zduum t1_j8p28jb wrote
Million-to-one
torwag t1_j8pftms wrote
Wait you are telling me, that if we rotate that blade slower we could have fusilli-spaghetti.... Please someone do it.
AnxiousControlFreak t1_j8q9nkh wrote
ostekages t1_j8r5hs3 wrote
Holy fuck i laughed way too hard at the second photo with the kid trying to eat this monstrosity
FattyLeopold t1_j8puxgs wrote
3 blades that have a stop interval inbetween the pasta
[deleted] t1_j8r4jnk wrote
yes it would have to be intervals or you’d have a mess on your hands
WhiteHawk77 t1_j8rghdv wrote
It’s not for hands. 😁
BlueKnightBrownHorse t1_j8sc386 wrote
Wouldn't one blade that stops for a few seconds once a revolution do the same job?
kuya_sagasa t1_j8p74zt wrote
It’s only Fusili when it’s made in the Fusil region in Italy - otherwise it’s known as “sparkling pasta”.
PaleSubstance2 OP t1_j8r1v79 wrote
What?
amandawong t1_j8r2kqp wrote
It's a joke; commenter is referencing the common trivia that champagne is only actually called champagne when me in the Champagne region. When made elsewhere it's only sparkling wine.
PaleSubstance2 OP t1_j8r2vjn wrote
Ah ok all clear, thank you very much for the explanation ! Very kind
gale_force_tuna_wind t1_j8p0ze4 wrote
ASSMAN
TortyPapa t1_j8phfv4 wrote
Rotini?
6two t1_j8qixoh wrote
Not in Italy, in Italy it's a type of fusilli.
drigancml t1_j8qkkop wrote
Fusilli is multiple noodles twisted together. If it's extruded like this as a solid piece, it's rotini
andreaippo t1_j8qpnte wrote
...in the US, or wherever you're from
6two t1_j8qnp9z wrote
That's in the US, OP is Italian.
Tall_Fox t1_j8ra6hh wrote
Fusilli 🤌😞
holemilk t1_j8q5z2t wrote
Yep. Rotini.
Edit: Rotini in the US but fusili everywhere else, apparently. Whoops.
Sentrovasi t1_j8r2vt1 wrote
Damn these Americanisms; I was stuck on an NYT crossword for so long because in my part of the world (as with everywhere other than America) it's called Fusilli.
... serves me right for doing an American crossword though.
topazco t1_j8qlc2l wrote
LukeSparow t1_j8orzye wrote
I once got to operate a machine like this for a couple years. Amazing stuff.
jdayatwork t1_j8rd3ge wrote
Operate? This strikes me as a "press on button and walk away" type of thing.
LukeSparow t1_j8tdej9 wrote
Hi, as people have said it needs a human hand to guide the process. I used one of these in an Italian restaurant and would produce around 400-600 packets of pasta a day.
With production I had to do things like:
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Mix the right amounts of flour and water.
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Adjust the speed of the blade to produce the correct length of pasta. This would need to be adjusted per type or if there was less flour and thus less pressure (speed) behind the pasta coming out.
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If it was spaghetti or linguini for example I would have to cut them by hand and fold them up in the right portions with a specific amount of space between the batches so it would cool adequately.
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Batch up pastas that had been made while the machine was running.
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Cleaning, lots and lots of cleaning! Every mold would have to be cleaned before being put on the machine and after use the whole machine needed to be cleaned, that was quite the challenge sometimes.
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A number of times the rotating knife had become too blunt of broken in some other ways. In those cases I had to cut every pasta by hand.
The tempo of work was high, but with some good music it was suoer chill.
Generally I would start at 11 am and end my shift at either 5 or 6 pm.
If you have any more questions, apparently I love to talk about my pasta production days.
jdayatwork t1_j8tpnqi wrote
Always cool to learn something new. I appreciate you taking the time to write out your experiences
ButcherOf_Blaviken t1_j8rkrsb wrote
I sell packaging equipment in the food industry, I have a lot of business with pasta specifically and you definitely need someone overseeing these machines. Fewer people than if you were to do it by hand of course but still need an operator.
Confirmation_By_Us t1_j8rluz9 wrote
In manufacturing “operate” can mean a lot of things. For this machine, they probably mix the ingredients, add the mixed ingredients to this machine, clear jams or other faults, and clean the machine at the end of a run.
Depending on the factory they may also run different compositions or different shapes of pasta for different products. The operator would have to know which transitions need what level of cleaning, and they would clean and change the die.
dillrepair t1_j8qyqow wrote
I never got to try the attachment for the kitchen aid that we got as a gift… it was supposed to do this I thought. Hopefully the ex wife has by now, but I doubt it. The pasta is better with fresh duck eggs anyway which I have now. That’s the hard part.
LukeSparow t1_j8rc3za wrote
There is a very large machine attached to what you see here. Using flour, water, and a lot of pressure it squeezes out the pasta.
I don't think a kitchen aid can do that. Not to this scale anyway.
dillrepair t1_j8tzxlv wrote
Oh I believe you I’m sure whatever comes out of the kitchen aid thingy isn’t as good
Chris20nyy t1_j8pi9os wrote
He had to use corkscrew pasta...
MisoRamenSoup t1_j8qpwrt wrote
Americans in the thread telling Italians what to call this pasta.........
In the UK this is also called fusilli.
TheJobSquad t1_j8r0hgy wrote
I guess they're making a few silly mistakes.
MisoRamenSoup t1_j8r0n2j wrote
That pun nearly flew pasta my head.
BreathBandit t1_j8r2sek wrote
I don't spaghet it.
MisoRamenSoup t1_j8rsnjb wrote
Need me to get a Penne and spell it out for you?
BongLord42 t1_j8pbwf9 wrote
Fusilli you crazy son of a bitch!
sluggernate t1_j8pd17r wrote
Fusilli Jerry.
artelligence t1_j8ohs2t wrote
Wokkels
dangil t1_j8p7b85 wrote
Gotta be Brass. Why?
IgnobleQuetzalcoatl t1_j8p8hhg wrote
The options are Teflon and brass. Teflon offers less friction of course which makes the extrusion more reliable. Brass leaves a bit more texture on the surface of the pasta which is beneficial for getting sauce to stick to the pasta.
malgnaynis t1_j8q5zyk wrote
Bronze* not brass
xDrxGinaMuncher t1_j8r4qq3 wrote
Adam Ragusea did a video on the topic explaining the intricacies a bit better, and then did a very small test to see if he could taste a difference. If I recall correctly, he couldn't tell if it held the sauce any better, but hypothesized that the bronze die pasta would impart more starches to the pasta water, which would in turn result in a tastier or thicker sauce if one is partial to reintroducing their pasta water into the sauce.
mcirillo t1_j8qiqc2 wrote
I always think the same thing. Like there are so many other materials out there. You can buy a ruby hot end for your 3d printer. Where's the ruby-cut pasta
nebenbaum t1_j8r02fc wrote
That's Teflon. As the other poster said, teflon for efficiency, bronze for texture.
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rcwt1217 t1_j8qqtn5 wrote
god i wish tbey would just let them get really long. spaghetti length fusilli
NintendoLove t1_j8qujpu wrote
It was a million to one shot, doc.
Heerrnn t1_j8r2di4 wrote
They all say the same thing!
Yue2 t1_j8qv2tx wrote
r/oddlysatisfying
adarkuccio t1_j8p5g48 wrote
I've been watching this for too long
material_mailbox t1_j8pgulm wrote
Because you’re silly.
maruffin t1_j8q05gd wrote
Why is this relaxing to watch?
blakeley t1_j8q2pri wrote
They can make these pieces longer but they choose not to?
Evening-Turnip8407 t1_j8on71e wrote
Ooohhhh.
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Asclepiusssss t1_j8ptiws wrote
Why's the pasta called fusilli? Because it's rifled? (Fusil means rifle in Italian.)
PaleSubstance2 OP t1_j8r1ilx wrote
The fusilli are so called because they take their name from the "spindle", an instrument that was used for hand spinning. The thread was, in fact, twisted around the knitting iron and the shape it assumed is very reminiscent of this type of dough. And in Italian rifle Is fucile
Dab4Becky t1_j8r7y25 wrote
The italian word for rifle is Fucile, Fusil is french.
And it has a different etymology than the english word.
The italian name comes from the word “focile” which referred to the flintlock system firearms used to have and it extended to be the generic name of the weapon family
[deleted] t1_j8s8ohn wrote
The Italian word is fucile, fusil might be french but what you have in mind is the word for “fucile” in veneto (a regional north-eastern dialect).
OhNoMeIdentified t1_j8qx84f wrote
Why it make me think about people of r/dontputyourdickinthat and r/PutYourDrinkInThat ?
james_randolph t1_j8r8g75 wrote
Fusilli Jerry!
Kwahex t1_j8sewf5 wrote
Eff me silli? No, fusilli!
Ptiddy07 t1_j94au77 wrote
Newbie to this sub. Is there. Is there a way to save these and use later?
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TrinityF t1_j8ouhsl wrote
Aah! it's zhe phantom!
KittensMeow666 t1_j8ov1f0 wrote
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm PASTA1
tofu889 t1_j8oyy0c wrote
I like this.
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MannekenP t1_j8p3qwp wrote
My favourite pasta with an osso bucco!
bombchron t1_j8p7b4q wrote
🤌🏻
a_wascally_wabbit t1_j8phwk0 wrote
I dont know why but that is really satisfying
timshwah t1_j8prkph wrote
F-U-Silli
Justin2166 t1_j8q6czq wrote
Why is pasta coming out of that lock?
Trashendentale t1_j8r4zuo wrote
It's the end of an extruder
DJ_BowelMovement t1_j8q7ryl wrote
the top noodles are more tightly wound than the bottom
vZander t1_j8qgep2 wrote
that a teflon die. Bronze dies, makes more coarse pasta that hold on to much more sauce.
and also tastes better.
MeteorOnMars t1_j8r1mkd wrote
Get outta here, you joker.
(Repeat)
Nyorumi t1_j8r8jd3 wrote
This reminds me of people popping blackheads.
dont_panic80 t1_j8rboyi wrote
Thought this was a video from The Lock Picking Lawyer when I first scrolled by.
EddieMorraPillPopper t1_j8rh0ws wrote
/r/PerfectLoops
kifwaxler t1_j8rn2o1 wrote
fusilli (termine scientifico)
angelomerz_ t1_j8sq9sa wrote
Dovresti cambiare il nome in Fusilli è più da troia. Invio
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sugaaaslam t1_j8ruw2c wrote
Fusilli Jerry!
NovarisLight t1_j8s005u wrote
Well I know what I'm eating tonight
GregTheIntelectual t1_j8s4njm wrote
Is this slowed down or does each bag of pasta take like 15 minutes to fill?
Whako4 t1_j8sn2gx wrote
Can someone explain why different shaped pastas taste better
Hawkadoodle t1_j8sr1qa wrote
Isn't all pasta essentially the same? Like just differing shapes?
AstroPug_ t1_j8surh5 wrote
Wait then how did they make those shapes traditionally? Or they never did?
McPikie t1_j8swf9n wrote
I don't know how I thought it was made, but it wasn't like that. Oddly satisfied
Zee_tv t1_j8sxmvh wrote
r/oddlysatisfying
jfduval76 t1_j8t0r1m wrote
First step to make a fusili Jerry
rickroll62 t1_j8t46oo wrote
Jerry's gonna love it
ArgonianWhoSeekGod t1_j8tf8n9 wrote
What a satisfactory
LSARefugee t1_j8xgtoo wrote
My door lock doesn’t do that!
Selinabrownx t1_j90h6k7 wrote
When I eat fusilli and remind this process.
Arnumor t1_j8qsd76 wrote
Rotini pasta is top tier, right up there with farfalle.
Grabs sauce, cooperates with your fork, and has a lovely texture. Good stuff.
xtjan t1_j8qtuc7 wrote
Rotini FUSILLI
vamuzzi t1_j8pfwfz wrote
3rd worst pasta, only better than gnocchi and angel hair... That's shit is bread and noodles
johnny_johnny_johnny t1_j8qm0wn wrote
Gnocchi isn't pasta.
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TheLurker420 t1_j8oot77 wrote
This is rotini not fusilli
HexFyber t1_j8oy66d wrote
As an Italian myself, that's fusilli, rotini is some made-up foreigner name you eventually use to look original with whoever isn't Italian. In Italy nobody would know what rotini is
PaleSubstance2 OP t1_j8ozmbe wrote
As an Italian I can say that you are absolutely right I have never heard of rotini here in Italy
TheLurker420 t1_j8pobfy wrote
Well here is the thing … I’m not in Italy
PaleSubstance2 OP t1_j8qrep2 wrote
If you notice correctly, this is the international version. The packaging is written in English. In Italy the rotini do not exist.
MisoRamenSoup t1_j8qplhq wrote
In the UK it is fusilli too.
RoastedRhino t1_j8ozoig wrote
These are absolutely fusilli in Italy (where rotini are not a thing).
https://agnesi.it/en/products/fusilli-78/
https://www.pasta-garofalo.com/it/prodotto/n-63-fusilli/
https://www.barilla.com/en-au/products/pasta/classic-blue-box/fusilli
Mr-Korv t1_j8otlyc wrote
Arki83 t1_j8oxfht wrote
yes.
>The word "fusilli" is sometimes incorrectly used to describe another twisted pasta called rotini. The key to distinguishing the two is to remember that fusilli is made of strands of pasta twisted into little spring-like shapes, while rotini is typically extruded into a twisted shape. Rotini is more common in the U.S. and is produced by all major pasta manufacturers. The two can be swapped in recipes with similar results.
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>https://www.thespruceeats.com/what-is-fusilli-995688
andreaippo t1_j8p640b wrote
Double no.
And if we wanna nitpick, the title should say "what ARE Fusilli", since it's a plural noun.
Singular being Fusillo.
Don't teach the teacher, please 😉
Arki83 t1_j8p6kmu wrote
Lmao. The teacher who apparently doesn't know what they are talking about.
https://laughingsquid.com/a-pasta-machine-slicing-rotini-in-a-hypnotic-never-ending-loop/
r/confidentlyincorrect
greentr33s t1_j8q3g62 wrote
Did you really just try to correct an Italian about an Italian pastas name in Italian? Talk about being confidently incorrect yourself, that's fucking gold.
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johnny_johnny_johnny t1_j8qlss8 wrote
He schooled that teacher with irrefutable proof that the pasta in the video is rotini.
xtjan t1_j8qtqsv wrote
Italian here, I looked around a bit, it seems Rotini is the rename that was made for the international (american) market.
Here now and since I have memory of eating it, those are fusilli, zero doubt, zero questions. ##FUSILLI
eatenbyalion t1_j8rac26 wrote
There are fusilli questions. Only silli answers.
xtjan t1_j8rao2d wrote
Take my upvote
andreaippo t1_j8p5wxz wrote
Those are Fusilli, full stop.
Greetings,
-- the country that invented them
PaleSubstance2 OP t1_j8oxjb4 wrote
Rotini pasta ? In Italy there is no information about it, I only found sites in English that talked about it. Moreover, on Barilla's Italian website they do not exist. They say they come from the south but they don't say exactly where. Curious as what! Here in Italy we have fusilli with various shapes, even with the shape of the rotinifusilli made in Italy
SweetNeo85 t1_j8p9i5f wrote
Jawas love it. They talk about it all the time.
dj92wa t1_j8pjprg wrote
Ro-^TI-NI
ararerock t1_j8optja wrote
Thank you! I thought the same thing immediately.
Relyst t1_j8pj8c9 wrote
I love watching Italians get butthurt about food names.
andreaippo t1_j8qpdyi wrote
Wouldn't you get irritated the same way if anyone tried to convince that a typical American/where you're from dish or ingredient has a different name, and try to school you about it?
Relyst t1_j8rwow5 wrote
No, no other culture gets so bent out of shape about it like Italians. Some Indian guy in England creates Chicken Tikka Masala and most Indians are like "yeah that's Indian food", some Italian guy creates Chicken Parm in America and Italians absolutely lose their fuckin minds when someone calls it Italian food.
Generally when other cultures talk about dishes, they're talking about styles of cooking, methods of preparation, not a specific set of immutable ingredients. An American can see someone putting onion rings and bbq sauce on a burger and still believe it to be a burger. If it were an Italian dish, they would insist it's only a burger if it has lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, and ketchup, any other topping would render it something else, and you have to give it a new name. It's silly, and pretentious.
andreaippo t1_j8semhm wrote
Enjoy your Hawaiian pizza, that's all I have to say
Relyst t1_j8twoag wrote
Arguing if pineapple should go on pizza versus whether or not it's still classified as a pizza are two different arguments.
fellatio-del-toro t1_j8q87v7 wrote
You need better hobbies then, no?
turbosexophonicdlite t1_j8q0chx wrote
I'm going to add some cream to a carbonara and make some Bolognese with spaghetti just out of spite.
nemo1080 t1_j8oebdl wrote
Fusilli Jerry!