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xX420GanjaWarlordXx t1_jcahh6k wrote

Reply to comment by ExternalIllusion in He will follow his best friend anywhere by lnfinity

I've hand raised chickens with one rooster. The hens would follow just like the video. The rooster would try to murder us. We would have to run from the car to the house so he wouldn't claw the back of our legs with his talons.

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hatwobbleTayne t1_jcbd5qn wrote

Do the chickens have large talons?

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Kaevek t1_jcbqiq1 wrote

They get larger as they age. Our oldest rooster have several inch long talons that are pretty sharp. Our youngest one has stumpy little ones haha

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hatwobbleTayne t1_jcbvtqc wrote

I was making a Napoleon Dynamite reference, a bit of a deep cut I guess LOL

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Kailmo t1_jcco2x7 wrote

I heard his voice when I read it.

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higster94 t1_jcde7i3 wrote

Even better haha!!! Past our prime lol. We could both probably throw a football over them mountains

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MauPow t1_jcdmo0s wrote

Woulda won state if coach'd put me in, no doubt in my mind

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HouseOfSteak t1_jcd3om8 wrote

While this is a Napoleon Dynamite reference, roosters actually do have a track record for killing people.

Jump, claw, femoral artery.

Dead in 4 minutes.

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higster94 t1_jcddyck wrote

Haha!

“You think someone wants to take a roundhouse to the face, while I’m wearing a pair of these badboys?!? FORGET ABOUT IT!”

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X_Irradiance t1_jcdo9fj wrote

I’m wearing those exact pants right now. They’re extremely comfortable.

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Kuhn_Dog t1_jcak18v wrote

My friend had a rooster when we were in middle school. I remember walking onto his patio with a pizza that we were going to eat and the rooster chased me across the yard until I threw a pizza slice at him. He ate the pizza and left us alone after haha. They can be mean bastards

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Tom1255 t1_jcblizn wrote

My brother used to be scared of a certain aggressive rooster when he was like 5 or 6. Rooster would always chase him down around the yard, and tried to attack his head, by jumping/flying into my brother.

Thas was until my dad gave my brother a solid wooden stick, and send him on the yard with it. Rooster attacked as usual, but got beaten the shit out of by my brother with the help of the stick. Rooster never attempted to bother him again.

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Hooliganisms t1_jccgps9 wrote

Ha I just watched my aunt's chickens for a week. She has two roosters. One spurred me (he had been de spurred cause my aunt got sick of his shit) twice within 5 mins of being there. It still hurt especially since he got me in the knee. The other rooster attacked him for attacking me. I would cheer him on. He tried a third time I kicked in the head gave him a factory reset. He didn't fuck with me for two days. Then tried it again and I hit him in the head with an empty food scoop. After that he didn't do anything for the rest of the week.

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GrandmasBoyToy69 t1_jccgkyf wrote

I would of had fresh fried-chicken after the first week of that

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elscallr t1_jccveki wrote

The rooster followed you too, he just had different intentions.

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