We have a lot of chickens but one in particular named Slim Thug is a sneaky little fucker when he wants to be. He can’t ever win against our other rooster Muff-head who is much bigger and has longer spurs than him, so he takes out his frustration on us whenever he sees us bending down and tries to spur us from behind. He also takes offense to images on our pants and especially hates my Nightmare Before Christmas pajama pants and will try to spur Jack Skellington on them.