Well, I can guarantee this dude is rocking white New Balance shoes. All Minnesotan adults born before 72 do. I’ll bet he can drink a dozen Nordeast pounders in a single sitting( possibly a sitting that he just rose from). He’s got a pellet smoker at home, probably in the garage next to his street glide Harley and his Lund mr. pike. His wife knits and plays cribbage. His identity is basic, but Gopher football is only a glimpse into this man’s life.