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meetmyfriendme t1_is86k1m wrote

I love how it looks like the clownfish is trying to calm them down

Edit: with all these hilarious comments I think we need Ozzy Man to do a voiceover

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raulduke1971 t1_is8jyls wrote

I can read lips. It said: “Damnnn, are you gonna take that bro?”

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robhol t1_is9fhad wrote

I need practice, apparently, all I got was "WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA"

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APr0N00b t1_is9kvee wrote

Can't hear anything at all so you must be making progress

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sweetwheels t1_is8of5v wrote

I just hear Marlin yelling at them to stop so he can get directions.

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jennoween t1_is8owas wrote

That clownfish is the other fishes hype man.

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SuperSaiyanSkeletor t1_is8h4f2 wrote

What a drama queen/king. (Could be transitioning)

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[deleted] t1_is8p6e5 wrote

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CrystalQuetzal t1_is8qbp9 wrote

What you say is true but I think they were referring to the fact that clownfish sometimes change sexes

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HeadlinePickle t1_is9oj0z wrote

The clownfish is like "Leave him Darren, it's not worth it!" in full EastEnders style. It's so funny

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GEEZUS_15 t1_is96qpz wrote

He's just the one filimng in hope's for karma later.

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wahnsin t1_is9sslj wrote

Further proof that clownfish should really be called dogfish. It has no clue what's going on and is just happy to be in the middle of things.

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triciann t1_isabwxd wrote

Clownfish are far from dogs. They are satan’s spawn.

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Enjoying_A_Meal t1_is8e216 wrote

That's an orange spotted sleeper goby vs a blue spotted jawfish. Both like to live in sand burrows under rocks. The goby probably wanted the spot but the jawfish is bigger. So it's resorting to some passive aggressive fish-Karen bullshit.

Clownfish just wanted to be included.

Fun fact, jawfish likes to collect shells and little rocks to decorate the entrance of their little caves. Sometimes they'll pick a shell with a hermit crab. When the hermit crab tries to crawl away, the jawfish will drag it back to its collection of shells.

The blue spotted jawfish is highly prized by aquarium hobbyists and go for around $200.

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Painkillerspe t1_is8hpp6 wrote

I had a blue spotted for awhile. Grumpy, funny little guy. Didn't like his shell and rock collection messed with. He was one of my favorites but boy did mess up the substrate.

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Infernew t1_is92uw7 wrote

I was 90% sure this would end somewhere in the 80s with the Undertaker plummeting through an announcers table

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Doomquill t1_is9dvh7 wrote

I haven't seen shittymorph around in a while, I realized just now that I've grown lax in my dilligance.

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Cheeseyex t1_is9gnev wrote

And that’s why he’s so effective he appears out of nowhere with a steel chair

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mount2010 t1_is9hiaj wrote

He's apparently taking a break from Reddit according to the posts on his profile. So we're all safe for now?

Edit: He had a spat with some moderators and posted that he was going to leave Reddit for a bit a while back but that post seems to be gone. Guess he changed his mind.

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get_post_error t1_is9q8uc wrote

Check his profile he just had a high profile comment the other day. He's still kickin

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APr0N00b t1_is9l143 wrote

They post normal posts now occasionally

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ifmacdo t1_isa2pyc wrote

I saw him pop up maybe a week ago. It was nice to get bamboozled again.

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TayDavies95 t1_is8fdvh wrote

Interesting, What makes the jawfish worth so much?

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Enjoying_A_Meal t1_is8fu5v wrote

their spots are very blue!

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yourguidefortheday t1_is8g8hf wrote

Wait, really? That's why they're valuable?

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Padhome t1_is8ih7l wrote

And they do adorable stuff like this

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SerCiddy t1_is8tnh5 wrote

For aquarium fish price is usually based on "pretty-ness", scarcity (very closely tied to how specific you need your water parameters ), and age/size.

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yourguidefortheday t1_is8uf78 wrote

Now that I think of it those are pretty much the most common markers for value. Is it pretty, is it rare, is it in good condition? Might be valuable!

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pekinggeese t1_is99gnr wrote

Is it shiny? Is it rare? Does it make me feel like a baller?

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Kev-Cant-Draw t1_is9rxrd wrote

It’s the color and also where the fish is located, deeper and cooler water.

It’s a slightly colder water tropical fish; where it likes to be closer to below or closer to 70 degrees F. While most reef tanks are kept at ~77 degrees F. Bb

Blue Sootted Jawfish disease can impact them more frequently if held above their desired temp.

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Charlie21Lola t1_is8oyjz wrote

>Sometimes they'll pick a shell with a hermit crab. When the hermit crab tries to crawl away, the jawfish will drag it back to its collection of shells.

I have got to find a video of this…

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B33PZR t1_is94e8j wrote

I had a Maroon clown for 13 years, her name was Betty. She could be nasty to some of her tank mates at times. I have always loved watching the sand spitting contests but I never had either of these in my reef tank.

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Pm_me_baby_pig_pics t1_is9bqsq wrote

I had one of those white ones (diamond goby?) in my tank for a long time.

He was really cool, as soon as he was in the tank he found a spot he wanted to make his cave and went to work.

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ShinyPiplup t1_is9ecxx wrote

When I was snorkeling in the Philippines I was attacked by a maroon clownfish. She swam up several feet away from her anemone to take swipes at me. Never knew what I did wrong. :(

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Enjoying_A_Meal t1_isahumm wrote

Clown fish are aggressive as heck. I can't even remember the number of times mine attacked my finger while I'm fiddling around in the tank.

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B33PZR t1_isb4hyu wrote

And Maroons are the worse of all clowns. I once had a Domino damsel who actually would bite me when I cleaned the tank. Crazy to have something the size of a nickel trying to fight you!

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pm_me_your_rigs t1_is9d9tb wrote

I can barely keep $4 fish alive and there's people spending 200? Lol

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SvenTropics t1_is8v85o wrote

Seems like breeding them would be financially great. Don't they lay like hundreds of eggs?

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Catnip4Pedos t1_is92p1y wrote

The majority of tropical and saltwater fish won't breed in captivity afaik, especially the expensive ones.

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galliohoophoop t1_is9lwur wrote

Hmm. Always knew it as a diamond goby. Had a yellow with a pistol shrimp roommate. Loved watching them.

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Enjoying_A_Meal t1_isagoqv wrote

that fish has like 6 different names. Diamond watchman goby is one of them :)

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AMetalWorld t1_is9s1ky wrote

Gotta wonder what the evolutionary advantage of keeping rocks and stuff around their home would be. Does their species choose mates based on who has the best interior decoration sensibilities or what

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RockinOneThreeTwo t1_is9qvir wrote

"here's a video of some fish showing personality and individuality -- did you know these are highly prized individuals and can be bought and then caged for your own amusement?"

How depressing when individuals are reduced to little more than property

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vurt72 t1_is92npb wrote

"decoration", doubtful. sounds more like preventing sand from falling in so they get stuck inside or something like that.

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yourguidefortheday t1_is8ghek wrote

I love that animals have little squabbles too. It's not all killing each other.

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GoT43894389 t1_is9hvf3 wrote

And the clownfish is trying its' best to keep the peace.

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brainimpacter t1_is9quas wrote

Bro thats a special guest referee, even got the black and white stripes

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KingoftheMongoose t1_iscdp2i wrote

This week on Celebrity Deathmatch!

We have in corner: Morla, the ancient wise turtle of Fantasia. And in this corner, Tui, the Moon Spirit of the Northern Waterbending Tribe. And our guest referee, Marlin the Clownfish!

Let’s Get It On!!

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Alpha_AF t1_is9loyg wrote

Your comment reminds me of that video (ozzyman I think?) of that chicken/chickens breaking up a fight between cats (i think it was cats). It was very funny lol

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GarretTheGrey t1_isbcl58 wrote

Ozzyman did this video as well, where the fishes are like PWUH!

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ACFraser t1_is9k6aj wrote

I thought it was the referee 😄

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Liquorlapper t1_is9phtj wrote

If you pop one of his bubbles, you'll hear a faint "worldstaaaar"

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berubem t1_isa7fh6 wrote

According to the home owners association bylaws, you're not allowed to throw sand in each other's homes. Please stop or I'll have to report you at our next meeting!

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ACFraser t1_isa8wra wrote

HOA, ? Unless it is Florida,I don't think HOA's have any authority under the sea. (But that tends not to stop them anyway. 😃)

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Tatunkawitco t1_isa8ps0 wrote

He’s like - Ralph stop it, calm down… Steve are you okay? C’mon you guys are friends!

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_jroc_ t1_isboxvt wrote

I think he's the instigator. Talking shit about the other when they can't hear.

-So Benny said your nest is the gayest nest ever. -Ian said you like dishdicks.

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triciann t1_isc4qnc wrote

Trust me, the clown is just waiting to get in the action and fuck something up.

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galliohoophoop t1_is9ls3q wrote

Those gobies are hilarious. I had one that had a shrimp bodyguard for a hetero life mate.

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plonspfetew t1_is9k0he wrote

The fight-or-flight-or-squabble response.

I know I'm probably anthropomorphising, but even their facial expressions seem to match the situation.

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APr0N00b t1_is9ksvc wrote

The idea that they are accidentally pissing each other off is even funnier imo

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HarlanCulpepper t1_is7xqsb wrote

I love aquatic drama.

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garythesnail11 t1_is85tvi wrote

That's fantastic, there should be a sub for aquatic drama

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Chewygamerz t1_is9c1br wrote

Or even animal drama in general. Saw a video of three toads eating crickets and getting angry at one another when one would be eaten. I didn't realize I had watched it for about 3 minutes until the video ended, and I'd gladly do it again.

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CrazyCaper t1_is88c6v wrote

Well. How?

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josidhe t1_is976dd wrote

Yeah I was watching this waiting for a major escalation at the end, but nope. This handled nothing.

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AFisberg t1_is9even wrote

Nothing was handled and my day is ruined

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RyuShev t1_is9na0m wrote

i wonder how people like OP can evem survive in this world when they somehow manage to make such an incoherent title to their trash post

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YaFairy t1_is9owb9 wrote

I watched it twice when I saw the clear cut. Like surely I missed something

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AthenasChosen t1_is8phsd wrote

"I'll drive you out by causing mischief and lowering property values!"

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tozpeak t1_is7uxlx wrote

r/fuckyouinparticular

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Nick08f1 t1_is8zxg1 wrote

That's where I first saw it last week.

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Knut79 t1_is9clda wrote

That's where you first saw it reposted you mean... This shit is old.

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Nick08f1 t1_is9osst wrote

That's where I first saw it myself last week.

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ChickensPickins t1_is8ccgu wrote

This would only be an equal/appropriate response if the bigger one was throwing MORE rocks into the little, rude ones house. He’s just cleaning up the mess lol

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sears86 t1_is8dbc0 wrote

Looks personal

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CannedApples13 t1_is80zk8 wrote

Landlord is trying to evict the squatter.

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WeepingAgnello t1_is8vyqb wrote

Aw, I think I'll name them Jerry, Kramer and Elaine.

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Entity-prefab_ t1_is8re6q wrote

Thing's are really heating up in bikini bottom

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rei_cirith t1_is8zrpp wrote

Clownfish is the nosy neighbor

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Jayhalka t1_is9ef3q wrote

See, if you ever wonder wtf rude peoples issue is. Just remember even fish have the exact problem

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Chardradio t1_is95yeg wrote

Dudes chillin and you just gonna come shit in his face??

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ISLAndBreezESTeve10 t1_is9tpl3 wrote

Looks like the hole inhabitant took over the hole by force, and the smaller white fish wants it back. If he can’t have it back, then burn the place down!

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myztry t1_is8twad wrote

The amusing thing is this behaviour evolved because it gave survival advantage...

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ty_xy t1_is92kp2 wrote

Love that little glare! Could see his fishy hands on his hips.

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Caroga t1_is9pn28 wrote

I like how the clown fish looks like it's just throwing gas on top of it. "Did you see what he did?! All that sand into YOUR cave?!" swim swim "He just threw everything back, I can't believe this!"

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torero15 t1_is9risq wrote

Clownfish as the referee has me rolling

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Deathnfear t1_is9vj3m wrote

“I spit in your general direction you wahper (french accent) of babies bottoms.”

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Myte342 t1_is9w1u9 wrote

Damned HOA Karen's.

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tyno75 t1_is9wr2e wrote

This is hilarious, I want someone to voice them arguing and have the little clownfish there try to calm them down while they rage on each other ahaha

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macintoshthecandy t1_isa3u52 wrote

Little clownfish trying to keep shit down.. respect.

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sevenwheel t1_isag0b2 wrote

I used to live in this apartment building.

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Hakon77 t1_is8do4c wrote

lol, but why?

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TheLuo t1_is8xfgw wrote

If I’m the fish under the rock I’m throwing hands

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nuzzlefutzzz t1_is98c8g wrote

Clown fish: “C’mon, man. I supported a battle to the death, but thisbis just childish.”

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mazurzapt t1_is98i1a wrote

Though they were annoying to each other, or was it a sort of ‘pillow fight;’ I enjoyed it and watched it several times.

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Iron_Overheat t1_is98l5d wrote

The sheer amount of times they completely miss their targets is both funny and cute

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bluebook21 t1_is9bhf8 wrote

Always that one clown trying to stir the pot.

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Chance_Proposal4792 t1_is9e9ok wrote

Of course I read the title as a spoonerism, nude reighbour

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CarioGod t1_is9hohs wrote

The initial first throws from both of them lmao

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Big8Red7 t1_is9mnl5 wrote

Marlin trying to break it up

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Starfire70 t1_is9oujc wrote

Fish definitely have a sense of humor and rivalry, especially freshwater Clown Loaches (not pictured here).

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Borzantwa t1_is9qj55 wrote

Which one is the rude one?

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MyBodyIsShakinBacon t1_is9t6va wrote

And people still believe animals are inferior beings. Tsk smh

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archampion t1_is9vkhk wrote

When spouses fighting. Heh heh heh

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jntshirt t1_is9w3b4 wrote

Very cute neighbour

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Jlx_27 t1_is9wxq8 wrote

Clownfish: Fellas fellas, cant we just settle this over some beers?

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neelabhkhatri t1_is9y5cy wrote

You have to see the ozzy man voice over of this. Cried laughing for hours.

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LTZ3 t1_is9yyi1 wrote

I like the Dark Docs series

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Namaslayy t1_isa1zm4 wrote

“I’m not your pal, friend!”

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Fomalhot t1_isa2pex wrote

That ending tho!

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wiithepiiple t1_isacine wrote

This is basically an episode of spongebob.

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Taleya t1_isan66u wrote

The fish are fiiiiiiiiiightiiiiiiingggggg

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Jscsassy t1_isarnos wrote

Goth Nemo is keeping score

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LostryTroll t1_isax52n wrote

It's a dickhole to eat that white fish.

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Peter_101 t1_isbcqo5 wrote

Does anyone know what's actually happening here, super interesting!

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ArizonaScorpio t1_isbnqfb wrote

If only I were that fish species, then I could cover my upstairs neighbor with sand so we don't have to hear her continuous stomping across the hardwood floor. The loudest times are 4-6 am. Grrrrr!

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digitalboom t1_isbpvs6 wrote

We need two top notch comedic voices narrating this fight

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ktorreznv t1_isby0un wrote

"You're not welcome here!"

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ChrizTaylor t1_isc0st2 wrote

I need a 1 hour video of this.

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ChrizTaylor t1_isc2hu6 wrote

#ORIGINAL AND LONGER VIDEO

#https://youtu.be/ePH6Ky0YWZA

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Apostrophe_T t1_isc8q6h wrote

The little guy in the middle is trying to get them to settle down, lol

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Gibec89 t1_isces2f wrote

So whos the neighbor and what did it do?

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Le_Gentle_Sir t1_is942y1 wrote

I clicked expecting that double homicide/suicide that happened last year. The one with the snow.

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