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SavageSkillet t1_iulqgks wrote on November 1, 2022 at 8:51 AM

Jerry was a quidditch seeker. Flew so God damn fast. Never did catch no golden snitch, but he never fell on his ass.

Jerry was a quidditch seeker, he'd say "Hogwarts Number One." With a petronus sticker on his firebolt, he'd toss a bludger just for fun.

Ahhhh. Ahhhh.

RawToast1989 t1_iumjnh3 wrote on November 1, 2022 at 2:01 PM

If you just made that up, it flows pretty well!

SavageSkillet t1_iummjx8 wrote on November 1, 2022 at 2:21 PM

I did make it up, thanks. It's meant to be to the tune of Jerry Was a Racecar Driver

RawToast1989 t1_iumnf04 wrote on November 1, 2022 at 2:27 PM

Yeah, I got the reference! Turned out good man

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