kakosadazutakrava t1_iwarlz1 wrote
🤣 recovered memory from working restaurants and my key card was on my belt. Got stuck in a chair, so after taking a table's order and walking away, it suddenly released and slapped my ass with a zing. I gasped and flipped around, positive it was a flirty dude at the table. His buddies saw it all and lost their shit as the poor guy stared at me, clueless. Took a moment for them to explain to me but in the end we were all crying from the laughs. Was a really convincing smack.
legolee t1_iwb5p93 wrote
They are laughing at the fact that they can get away with a story like that!
EEVVEERRYYOONNEE t1_iwbixsp wrote
We took our dogs to a pub beer garden a couple of years ago. They were under the table and I gave them a little whistle to get their attention.
The waitress, who happened to be passing at the time, gave the group of lads at the next table a proper bollocking.
She thought they were whistling her for service until I explained what had happened.
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