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Smb08111988 t1_j10ul5d wrote

Making my way downtown Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound DADADANAANADA

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M0ndmann t1_j10x7zn wrote

Drugs. Lots of em

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Zero_Griever t1_j10zicu wrote

When my wife asks if I have a moment to talk, I envision a move like this.. just haven't been bold enough to try it!

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bplurt t1_j110pih wrote

ouch...ouch...ouch...ouch...ouch...

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LimboChains t1_j1138df wrote

People really believe whats happening here... its clearly just reversed

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BritishGolgo13 t1_j113b65 wrote

That Miyazaki AI experiment video came to life real fast.

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Gillersan t1_j114pbq wrote

Replying to LimboChains (#987,759)

How does reversing this make it easier or not real? I mean it looks like he is using his right arm to do most of the work, which is how you would do it assuming it’s his dominant hand

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SplodyPants t1_j115yts wrote

I live in a dry climate and there are days when I get an itch on my back that makes me want to do this. It's one of the most annoying and satisfying experiences.

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Icallitwhatiseeit t1_j11jcz2 wrote

Ah, yes. The Magikarp flop. Impresses the ladies 100% of the time, 60% of the time.

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jumboparticle t1_j11lmhy wrote

This maneuver is undertaken when a confirmed arachnophobe hears the question "where did that spider egg sac go that was on that tree you were just leaning against?"

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finnjakefionnacake t1_j11qc47 wrote

This is a fairly common move in breakdancing, but I've never seen someone use it to literally travel long distances like this before lol

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bingbing304 t1_j11u39a wrote

It is the Zelda Skew Clipping hack in real life, speed runs thru Backroom.

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ITAdminNoFirewall t1_j120u1m wrote

Fall of a motor bike at speed, that's how you do that move....

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tom_tencats t1_j128j1m wrote

Shit like this makes me more and more convinced we’re living in a simulation and it is glitching the fuck out.

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gmarconcini t1_j12c0n6 wrote

Skedaddle.

No idea but it just seems fitting.

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JustMeAgainMarge t1_j12c263 wrote

I'm not sure if that's epilepsy or demonic possession, but either way, they should see a specialist....

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Shadow_Road t1_j12i1mw wrote

This is the last time this man was seen. He no clipped into the backrooms.

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YuuHikari t1_j12nst8 wrote

She used Splash. It was Super Effective!!

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djnz t1_j12oy0e wrote

Horizontal “my planet needs me”

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bigpunk157 t1_j12qomp wrote

You gotta turn your ragdolls on in the console of a source game

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Squeakygear t1_j12uwkv wrote

Man, those shoulders must be aching after that rhythmic pounding on the concrete. Ouch.

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iFlyskyguy t1_j12wjaf wrote

Just like anything... practice.

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atomikplayboy t1_j12x9wl wrote

To paraphrase Toy Story it's Dining and Dashing with style...

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kssyu t1_j13008c wrote

Lots and lots of practice (on qwop).

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brebas t1_j1312o7 wrote

I must go, my people need me

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Zeal_Iskander t1_j134ji4 wrote

“Hey, wanna grab a drink sometime?”

“Ew.”

*drops down, performs evasive manœuvres*

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Malfalso t1_j135lrx wrote

That’s gotta hurt the back.

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Ooh_its_a_lady t1_j135q2f wrote

You know the 1st time he did this he just left a trail of elbow blood.

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ArmedPostalWorker t1_j139o9q wrote

Ok how the hell does this not fuck up his median nerves?

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HybridBlueDream t1_j13btyf wrote

Dudes just built different. Biblical beast type shiiiit 🫡💦

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rabbitwonker t1_j13cl2z wrote

Someone bet him that he couldn’t figure out a way to walk with his elbows.

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Flex-93 t1_j13d4fl wrote

when you can buy the whole battle pass at the start of the season and you came into the first lobby

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Coldspark824 t1_j13e6y6 wrote

His right elbow has got to be bleeding

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Arch3m t1_j13fqtj wrote

Somebody got stuck in their falling animation.

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_SAKY_ t1_j13jyxw wrote

If only we could manufacture more of this person, slap 2 or 4 of them together, we could have a new clean mode of transportation.

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Semicolon_87 t1_j13lclw wrote

So we do live in a simulation then

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wndrbread t1_j13lfcs wrote

“Dark Souls bosses hate this one trick”

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drewpyqb t1_j13nx1c wrote

That's one way to run Backwards...

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40calpat t1_j13o2md wrote

Just the tiniest pebble could ruin this man’s day

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Techn028 t1_j13sqb1 wrote

When your mom won't buy you that toy you want and starts walking away

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hldsnfrgr t1_j13t90p wrote

In an alternate universe, we all "walk" like this.

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EastClintwood89 t1_j13urly wrote

When the day-one patch hasn't quite kicked in yet.

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Lyfelong t1_j13wv6m wrote

One does not simply decide. It is a calling. A yearning in one’s soul.

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beomagi t1_j141mt6 wrote

Hey, is that a Bill Cosby Spider on your back?

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dutchrudder04 t1_j1435mi wrote

Temper tantrum as a kid plus hard work.

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pasarina t1_j143vai wrote

Some may think, why?

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SnooBunnies2353 t1_j145utv wrote

When they hit forty, ah my back. With I had used my legs and not my back when I was younger.

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Hardgoing77 t1_j146be9 wrote

I had a friend who could flip onto his stomach from laying on his back without using his hands or touching the ground at all. (Like flipping a pancake) His body was completely off the ground when he did this.

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hop-0n-pop t1_j14u9wm wrote

Pretty sure FIRE can unlock these kinds of super-powers...

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RoyH_808 t1_j178gia wrote

How stupid is that??? Didn't we evolve to walk... Not bounce. That shoulder is going to be raw and sore.

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