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tias23111 t1_j1uatbj wrote

All these cute girls can’t make me want to eat chicken less

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ForcyBo t1_j1uid38 wrote

This girl LOVES the cock.

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Truditoru t1_j1upqxx wrote

girl snuggles cock full hd

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Rebel_Yell27 t1_j1us0b8 wrote

Damn, that cock looks really snuggable.

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s9eb t1_j1uvmdr wrote

How do you have so many animals gah dam

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missestater t1_j1wdscp wrote

Replying to spandexcatsuit (#1,097,389)

Not only that, but chickens have lice. So you are getting all those little bugs in your hair and on your bed. Had chickens as a kid and had to pick them out of my hair after hanging out in the coop. Stopped hugging them to my face after that.

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Cornered16 t1_j1wgd1u wrote

I never understand how people can keep chickens inside their house, on their bed no less and not get poop everywhere. They’re pooping machines!

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BigDLongD t1_j1wpu7s wrote

That’s a god damn hen, ya horses ass.

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SydMasterSyd t1_j1wwjp9 wrote

My first thought was that’s a weird dog tongue

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DeMimsyPorpington t1_j1x292w wrote

My brain saw it as “settling in for some nuggies” and I figured she was just skipping steps.

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[deleted] t1_j1xo8nk wrote

At first I saw a dog with the weirdest tongue then all of a sudden it's a chicken

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Ns53 t1_j1xszs1 wrote

Tiny trex loves its human..aw

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firemagery t1_j1xtrj1 wrote

Buff Orrington rooster, they're commonly known as the golden retrievers of chickens. I've got 5 hens, and they're the first ones to run up to you.

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fightglobalwarning t1_j1xy2pe wrote

My sister used to do this with her chicken and then it pecked her eye. I hope this for you as well. Theyre not pets, my bad but they are owned objects in my mind

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applesaucemidget t1_j1y5w9z wrote

Replying to fightglobalwarning (#1,109,060)

Had a pet rooster as a kid the thing was pretty cool used to attack people I would run at and would jump up on my arm when I put my hand out. The bastard hated shoes and would flog the shit out of your feet if it thought your shoes were especially offensive. I named him Pester because anytime you were outside he would just circle around your feet endlessly. RIP Pester he died doing what he loved attacking my mom's car tires untill he became Pester pancake.

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Willy_wonks_man t1_j1ycgbn wrote

Replying to omgdiaf (#1,105,326)

You know, the reality of harvesting chickens for meat is demented enough. Keeping a chicken and forcing it to wear a diaper that then makes it live in its own shit from time to time seems... more demented. Somehow.

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AnyGoodUserNamesLeft t1_j1yn2ij wrote

Our Molly used to do this, or wriggle under our arm... for hours.

All chickens are the best but those that demand cuddles are just that little bit more special.

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supreme_glassez t1_j1yndt3 wrote

I don't get how people can get all cozy like this with farm animals as if they were pets. I see it sometimes with pigs too.

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Parsa_8D t1_j1yrthq wrote

Mis

You have cock in your arms

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