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hiricinee t1_j34cone wrote

Reply to comment by PuffieBeans in Whale shark having a little snack. by CumtimesIJustBChilin

Imagine you're a fish just swimming around minding your own fucking business. Then you feel yourself getting pulled down, and then its dark, there's some asshole slapping you in the face, and you feel your skin burning until your face melts and you die. Fun times.

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droveby t1_j34vj9j wrote

There's a story like that, a guy got accidentally swallowed by a whale and he was inside for a few good minutes very confused but then the whale puke him out and he was fine

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edit: https://abcnews.go.com/WNN/video/inside-whales-mouth-78264112

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modsarefascists42 t1_j35s3ny wrote

Lol he was in it's mouth not it's stomach, no way a human can fit in their stomach.

A megalodon could probably eat us whole though. Thankfully they died out way before us.

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Snizl t1_j3634g3 wrote

we could fit in their stomach. hell we fit in a blue whales heart. We just dont fit through their throat.

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Tapil t1_j35mmcs wrote

Not possible for even a cat to be swalled by a whale shark. Their throat is tiny

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hiricinee t1_j35rjta wrote

I was referring to fish

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Tapil t1_j35ryic wrote

Lol alright. It does read both ways. Swim on lil fish 🐟

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hiricinee t1_j35tmy2 wrote

It was ambiguous. I'll amend it for clarity.

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Steinthor t1_j34jx5u wrote

The audio that would accompany that would be equally enjoyable.

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ManikShamanik t1_j36c4wl wrote

Whale sharks are baleen feeders, so can only eat small fish. We have basking sharks occasionally popping up off the Cornish coast, which fuckwits think are great whites.

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