hok98 t1_j3btb73 wrote on January 7, 2023 at 12:51 PM

Everyone hated Jesus for telling the truth

Fanceyreddit t1_j3byq02 wrote on January 7, 2023 at 1:45 PM

Pharisees Hate Him!

Man tells God's honest truth in tell all book.

yelahneb t1_j3g3tac wrote on January 8, 2023 at 8:38 AM

Not Today, Jesus

Goldblood4 t1_j3dj1n6 wrote on January 7, 2023 at 8:16 PM

Shut up!

Danitoba t1_j3efumr wrote on January 7, 2023 at 11:57 PM

Case & point.

Sentence-Terrible t1_j3ekoeu wrote on January 8, 2023 at 12:31 AM

Case in point

Rondaru t1_j3by2ii wrote on January 7, 2023 at 1:39 PM

Well, he told everyone that three kings came to his birthday in a stable to bring him gifts (and then just went and left him there)

CharlieHush t1_j3c0pz1 wrote on January 7, 2023 at 2:03 PM

But Jesus did invent the sandwich.

Omnizoom t1_j3dkelk wrote on January 7, 2023 at 8:25 PM

I heard his mom did though religiously

Ragnarok91 t1_j3dt5w1 wrote on January 7, 2023 at 9:23 PM

Massively underrated comment. Cracked me up.

account_not_valid t1_j3eumea wrote on January 8, 2023 at 1:44 AM

He said I'd inherit the earth, and that hasn't happened yet, even though I'm the meekest of all the meek. I oughta punch that filthy hippy in the face.

A vulture decides to rest his wings and hitch a ride with a paraglider

KingDaveRa t1_j3bqizx wrote on January 7, 2023 at 12:20 PM