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DavoNL t1_j4xj00k wrote

Not from a Jedi.

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thethunder92 t1_j4y06fx wrote

Have you heard the story of Snow White the sleepy?

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Donvack t1_j4z13kv wrote

I though not, it’s not the kind of story a Prince Charming would tell.

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Key_Dig_Dog OP t1_j4z3pbu wrote

Raise birds from when they are young

Release them when they are adults and now it looks like you are just calling wild birds to you

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ReyPhasma t1_j4yoxnt wrote

I thought sleepy was the little fella?

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ErikTheAngry t1_j4yxd1d wrote

That's the Jedi version. You can tell because it had a happy ending.

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Unlike the Jedi.

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KingoftheMongoose t1_j51xbob wrote

The snow? Was cocaine. That's how she got the birds to obey her.

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Crizznik t1_j52g69n wrote

Gotta be careful not to let the bears near that cocaine though...

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jelliott79 t1_j4y6r5w wrote

You were supposed to bring balance to reddit, not leave it in darkness!

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ReidWitt1 t1_j508dqx wrote

Ironically that is one of the Jedi’s powers

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