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KathrynKnette t1_j6m1wix wrote

"Why did you bring this thing to my house?"

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jordantask t1_j6m4k1l wrote

“You know what you did.”

-The Cat

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rugbat t1_j6m8lf0 wrote

Cat's thinking he can't swat the spawn, but he'll take some sort of revenge on its parents.

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gu_doc t1_j6pf7ws wrote

Cat looks like he’s coming very close to swatting that kid.

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timesuck897 t1_j6nsag3 wrote

The judgemental side eye.

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Remus88Romulus t1_j6m3m5u wrote

The cat knowing it will be reposted over and over again.

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fubes2000 t1_j6ovkle wrote

"You had better take care of this situation before I have to, because you won't like how I take care of it."

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gooferpubs t1_j6oda15 wrote

“So first you cut off my balls. And then you sire… this…?

If I was just a bit bigger I’d eat you and your cursed family.”

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Wannagetsober t1_j6ly7ot wrote

Correction: The way that the cat looks at anyone

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grpagrati t1_j6m50b0 wrote

Correction - the way it looks at lesser beings which is... yeah ok, anyone

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durntaur t1_j6m5qce wrote

You see the problem here, right?

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BartholomewBandy t1_j6nmf4z wrote

Next thing, he’s out the window and doesn’t come back for ten years. This happened to us when we had our second kid.

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vambora t1_j6p8b98 wrote

Your cat fled for 10 years?

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BartholomewBandy t1_j6p9bih wrote

More or less. He would come back occasionally to eat on the basement overhang, but if we grabbed him, he’d yowl till we let him out. He might be gone for weeks at a time. We grabbed him when we moved, and he retired to life on the couch. We undoubtedly removed him from his secondary families. Lefty was a good cat and the first to love on our dogs.

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knightopusdei t1_j6n9ij7 wrote

Never understand how parents think it's a cute idea to place a child next to a pet dog or cat. I love dogs and cats, I don't have one any more but I've had both in the past and I treated them good and respected them. But a lesson I learned from my parents was that all animals are unpredictable no matter how well you think of them. Cats and dogs grow to have the mental capacity of maybe a three or four year old human and never grow past that. The difference is that they have claws and teeth. So my mom would often remind me what might happen if you left a three or four year old sitting around the house with a little knife in their hands. You might train them to not use the knife and be careful with it ..... but eventually they'll end up cutting something or someone for no obvious reason, not because they are mean or angry or scared but because they just don't know what they are doing.

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Dyolf_Knip t1_j6ombd3 wrote

My cat from college put up with soooo much manhandling from my older two kids. And he really did put up with it without complaint. If it got too rough he'd walk away, but usually be right back a few seconds later. We're pretty sure he decided to check out for good when he realized there was a third kid on the way.

2 weeks later a friendly stray showed up on the back deck all "I hear you have an opening".

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Eisenstein13 t1_j6pa40b wrote

That is a very apt expression for r/youseeingthisshit

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FinePC t1_j6njz5k wrote

The old man stare

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Romnonaldao t1_j6n8a9r wrote

"This is it? For real? No, seriously...like, for real?"

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karwil56 t1_j6nyv1e wrote

I know you can put it in the kiddie pen, so why don’t you!

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Tweed_Man t1_j6o9kyk wrote

The cat is in The Office.

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MikeCass84 t1_j6od6co wrote

Lmao, funniest thing ive seen all day.

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10010101 t1_j6omf73 wrote

"I can fuck you in two strokes,kid"

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TokenOpalMooStinks t1_j6p8mt6 wrote

" I will let out a bat shit crazy screech as soon as you're goblin closes it's eyes at night, every time. See how long you think it's cute that it's in my face. Trust me".

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bina101 t1_j6phqe1 wrote

“Either you get it out of my face or I will”, said the cat to the human.

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MacDugin t1_j6p6ob0 wrote

You my friend, have been judged!

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Elduderino82 t1_j6pa53a wrote

This is how the waiter looked at me when I tried to order a meal in Paris.

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bydh t1_j6oess2 wrote

Yeah, I totally tried to zoom back out. Oh wait, this is a video not my camera app....

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Knichols2176 t1_j6pfzvv wrote

Oddly I have the same sofa and a cat that looks exactly the same! I kinda freaked seeing this! I had no idea what was about to happen! Cat looks like “you should be glad you are filming me…”

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Houseton t1_j6p85me wrote

I guess I'm the only one who thinks that the child shouldn't be around the cat like that?

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Jah_Kno_Star t1_j6mk2qy wrote

That cat looks like Hasbulla

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