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Eleventh_Barista OP t1_j9ojqef wrote

For 500$ you can get a rock to sit on your amp and improve sound, I cant tell if the person is running a scam or if this is like satire lmao

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They haver a youtube channel! https://www.youtube.com/@AudiophileRocks/videos

>they stated older products were discontinued since "we have depleted the precious crystals from planet Earth. There are no replacement crystals, they are gone forever"

i cant even 😂😂😂

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Vv4nd t1_j9oocdv wrote

it's a scam. I can hear from just looking at these pictures that they are not properly astroaligned. Also the chi is all over the place. How am I supposed to put all that sound intravenous if these rocks mess up all the good vibes?

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JProllz t1_j9owblr wrote

Can't believe you didn't mention how bad the karma is on some of these and how disconnected their chakras are. No way these are going to have an enjoyable effect on harmonic distortion with those traits.

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Eleventh_Barista OP t1_j9oxym1 wrote

Should get one of these rocks for my amp, the more karma it has the better chance it has of being reincarnated

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Elbow_wrinkle_quiche t1_j9pj7kk wrote

Right? The feng shui will be all wrong with these rocks. The dragon will be overly powerful, you’re going to need a LOT of V-8 juice to stay steady if you travel down this path.

Also, definitely a little Warp taint coming from that bottom left one, I’d get someone from the atrophysicus to scan this before you buy. No one needs a witch hunter kicking down your door when you are halfway into a subjectively tasty jam.

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Elbow_wrinkle_quiche t1_j9pjfb8 wrote

Think fam is gonna be mad when you bought a rock that summoned a witch hunter? Wait until their interrogations commence. Thanksgiving will not be fun next year for you

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Speedmaster1969 t1_j9r8nj7 wrote

Thanks for the link, i subbed. That's some next level entertainment

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